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29 July 2005 @ 10:23 pm
'...Of Course It Is!', 5x100 for slashthedrabble challenge #36
Author: darkhavens
Title: '...Of Course It Is!'
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
Rating: Adult
Words: 500
Archive: Yes
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney and John have a secret...

...Of Course It Is!

"It's not what you think!"

Standing in the doorway, Elizabeth glanced around the dimly lit room at the scattered cards, the tangled heaps of clothing near her feet, then shifted her gaze to study the men lying motionless on the floor. She smiled.

"Of course it's not, Rodney. You're just playing strip... poker?" She raised an inquisitive eyebrow and they both nodded slowly. "...With a team mate. Nothing out of the ordinary at all, I'm sure. Good night, gentlemen."

The door slid closed behind her, leaving them staring blankly at the space she'd just vacated.

"Do you think she guessed?"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"It's not what you...!"

"Of course is not." Radek happily ignored the outraged expression on Rodney's face at being interrupted mid-denial. "Is obvious the major wandered in and tried to activate, yet again, something he should not. And you, the ever-heroic Doctor McKay, felt it necessary to pin him against wall with your body to prevent further touching of unidentified Ancient artefacts." He swallowed a grin.

"Is good, Major, that you are so willing to give science team helping hand. Waste management is refusing to obey Kavanagh's command. I am certain he would welcome your assistance, and your 'magic touch'."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Major Sheppard, I do believe the doctor is disarmed, and you have also lost your pair of sticks."

Teyla stifled a smile as the two men froze, mid-roll, before leaping apart with an uncoordinated flailing of limbs.

"It's uh... It's... We're..."

"It's not what you think!"

"I am sure that I have heard you express an interest in learning how you can defend yourself with sticks. I simply thought that Major Sheppard had agreed to help you train. If I am wrong, I apologise most profusely, Doctor McKay."

"What? Oh... Yes. Yes, a training session. Right. We were...um... training. Yes."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Ford knew discretion was the better part of valour, but remembered that fact just too late to stop.

He'd heard the 'struggle', and run the last few yards to the 'jumper, landing on the open ramp with a Government Issue thunk. Clearly lit by many angled lights, he saw the major, hands still on the naked, raised up ass of the resident geek.


Ford tried hard not to notice that ass twitch.

"Lieutenant, this isn't what..."

"Is the wound deep?"

John Sheppard didn't even blink.

"Major, do you need the medical kit before I go find Teyla?"

"Uh... No?"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Carson froze a mere hairsbreadth from pulling back the curtain.

"Oh, yeah, sweetheart. Just like... Oh, God, yes! There... That's... Just... Just... Oh! Ohhhh, yeah. Hell. I wonder if Carson has any spare scrubs he could let me have?"

Giving Major Sheppard and his 'sweetheart' time to tidy up, Carson Beckett ran through a list of possibles in his head. Arriving at a conclusion others might have thought insane, he nodded to himself and stepped inside.

"Major, I'm prescribing total bed rest for two days. I'm sure Rodney will attend your every need."

"It's... uh... not what..."

"Spare scrubs, Major?"
KBpsyko_kittie on July 29th, 2005 09:42 pm (UTC)
Hehehe. I think I just died laughing. *g*
darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:40 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

*revives you*
Alizarin_NYC: rodneyalizarin_nyc on July 29th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
Oh wow, these are great. Very funny, great voices.
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:44 am (UTC)

I did kind of treat it as an exercise in voice as I haven't written any of the other (not McShep) characters before, apart from Teyla. I'm glad they worked!
Sam: Alexander icon by  marauderthesnmoimoietmoi on July 29th, 2005 09:50 pm (UTC)
That was... *shakes head*

You killed me!
*is dead*
darkhavens: shep fly me [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:45 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

*revives you*

You can't die! There is more to read! :D
Sandysp23 on July 29th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
Hee! These guys need to learn to lock doors and use just a *tad* of discretion. :)
darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:46 am (UTC)
But...but...but that would spoil our fun! And possibly theirs, come to think of it. They're awfully quick to jump one another in semi-public venues, the naughty exhibitionists!
ex_kyrieane267 on July 29th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)
I just love this little set!

darkhavens: shep rodney naked now [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
Thank you, sweetie. *smooch*

It's still all your fault. Aren't you proud? :D
just in casejic on July 29th, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
I should know better than to read stuff like this at public consoles at work.

Clearly, I don't.

darkhavens: mcshep make us [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:48 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! :D
lds: McShep Animated by oui_je_danselazigyrl on July 29th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Quite fun.

darkhavens: mcshep uhoh [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:48 am (UTC)
Thanks. :D
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hd; hbp [me]literati on July 29th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC)

Oh, I adored this set, so cute!!
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:49 am (UTC)
Thank you, darlin'. *smooch* :D
rayne_y_daze: mcshep_IDorayne_y_daze on July 30th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
Oh, this was too fun! I loooooove the second one.
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Zelenka is such a wonderful character to play with. He has the accent, the humour, the balls to face off with Rodney and not come away crying, and the mad scientist look. Love!

*uses the only icon I have with Zelenka on - well, some of him, anyway*
secret clever name: geek3jane on July 30th, 2005 12:33 am (UTC)
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:52 am (UTC)
Thanks. :D
raviahmad: Rodney atheist or god (nomadicwriter)raviahmad on July 30th, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
LMFAO! That was awesome!
darkhavens: mcshep uhoh [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:53 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D

I swear they were just hoping to get caught. :P
who said what now? - raviahmad on July 31st, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - raviahmad on August 2nd, 2005 12:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Never store shuriken in your underwearporntestpilot on July 30th, 2005 04:14 am (UTC)
Annd I almost spit sprite on the laptop. Thank you.

I'm trying to decide if Teyla or Carson wins. Am unclear. Must ponder.

Upon reflection, John and Rodney win.
darkhavens: shep rodney naked now [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:55 am (UTC)
Hee! *passes you a napkin* Thanks. :D

John and Rodney definitely win. It's just a matter of figuring out what the prize is going to be. ;)
who said what now? - porntestpilot on July 31st, 2005 01:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
All mighty voices in my head, I'll never doubt you: Shep_excuses(nomadicwriter)burningchaos on July 30th, 2005 04:49 am (UTC)
Gods that was so funny...I love it....
darkhavens: shep intense passion [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D
planetkillerplanetkiller on July 30th, 2005 08:00 am (UTC)
Love this!

*dies laughing*
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
Thank you!

*revives you* :D
Nessness_va on July 30th, 2005 12:39 pm (UTC)
darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on July 31st, 2005 07:57 am (UTC)
:D Thanks.