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11 June 2005 @ 11:30 pm
'Hot 'n' Spicy', 3 for slashthedrabble challenge #29 Too Darn Hot
Author: darkhavens
Title: Hot 'n' Spicy
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17 for porny goodness and kink
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: yet again, we take a peek at the world of baby!vamp!Xander. You do not need to have read the previous drabbles, it's enough to know that Spike is Xander's Sire.


"Spike? I don't feel so good..."

Spike turned, saw, and panicked. Xander was sweating. For the first time in a decade he was really perspiring, droplets forming on his face and chest, trickling lethargically down his cheeks, over his ribs, silently pooling in his navel until it overran.

"Did you get bit last night when we were fighting with those Burkash gits? I know they leave a nasty welt but... Could it be a spell? If that silly little bint is trying another of her tricks I'll..."


"You hungry, love? I can..."

"Scotch Bonnet and Five Cheese pizza. Hurts."


Xander shifted slightly on the sofa in the corner of the room, altering his grip on his new Gameboy. He was totally oblivious to Spike's recurring gaze; too intent on jumping barrels and dodging digitised blows.

Spike stared lustily for a moment and then forced his gaze back to the game, the cards in hand. It was his own damn fault, he knew that, but still - dressed up in skin-tight leather, accented with silk and chains, his favourite three-buckle collar closed up tight - dressed for clubbing, the second stop of the evening, the boy was a real distraction. So. Damn. Hot.

Slippery When Wet

It burned in all the best places. Hidden nerves and dormant skin cells suddenly came alive, sensitive to every tiny stroke and breath and slap. It spread between them, slick and hot and fuelled their primal hunger. It made them writhe and howl and beg for more. On fingertips it painted fiery patterns in such intimate space, it left a lingering touch where none remained. In breathless gasps they praised it, worshipped, practically deified it, then suddenly the time for words was past.

They came together, limbs entangled, tongues and minds entwined.

"Right. So. Cinnamon oil. Should we buy shares?"

Ame: Vamp!Xander by darkhavensamejisuto on June 12th, 2005 01:06 am (UTC)
These are too good! Poor Xander, eating a dangerous pizza that made the dead sweat. Hee! Great job!
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
Hey, those Scoth Bonnet peppers are lethal things! *g*

Thankee. :D
jak_quilljak_quill on June 12th, 2005 02:09 am (UTC)
As I can now comment on LJ (new computer) I just wanted you to know just how much I've enjoyed baby!vamp!Xander. Your drabbles on the vamp boys lives have been so VERY enjoyable. I've been a Xander/Spike fan since I read my first slash story of the boys and I've grown to LOVE vamp!Xander stuff just as long, especially if it's Spike as Xander's Sire/partner...

Sooo I just wanted to thank you for sharing these stories with myself and all the rest of us out here and keep up the good work
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 05:52 pm (UTC)
Re: baby!vamp!Xander
New computer! Yay! :D

Thank you so much. I don't plan to stop writing baby!vamp!Xander until I run out of words or inspiration. They will probably be around for a while yet. ;)
most excellently twisted: Hugsfanbot on June 12th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
mmm cinnamon oil.... Naked pretty men rolled in cinnamon oil...
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC)
Sounds delicious, doesn't it? *g*
Lalkhamsin-khamsolalpiratepurple on June 12th, 2005 04:08 am (UTC)
Mmmm...Cinnamon oil. Hey, I just realized I haven't friended you yet. Is it okay if I do that?
darkhavens: lick [me]darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
Please do! I'm always happy to see new people about. There's a small note on my userinfo about not getting offended if I don't friend you back. The truth is , if I friended everyone I wanted to, I'd spend all day every day reading what they get up to and I'd never have time to write, so I have to be strict with myself. So, me not friending you back means more fic... in theory. I'm still trying to make that equation work. *g*
who said what now? - piratepurple on June 12th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
tabaquitabaqui on June 12th, 2005 04:20 am (UTC)
Love love love.

'Scotch Bonnet'? I have no clue.
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC)

Scotch Bonnets are hothothot/ chillies, related to habaneros. *g*
who said what now? - tabaqui on June 12th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bytemi66bytemi66 on June 12th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
Let me start by saying I have never been a drabble fan. But something about the sheer number of drabbles you have done drew me in. I am now officially hooked on baby!vamp!Xander.

Of this set, I especially liked 'Slippery When Wet'. Very seductive to the reader (which would be me!).

Other favorites (I read all of them tonight) are:
No Snacking Between Meals
I Can Wait
Spring Is Sprung
Don't Be a Hero
Family at War
Turn the Clock Back
Puss in Boots
Tall Tales

I really like Seven. When I was a teen, my mom found a poodle mix in a parking lot and brought him home. He and I had this whole 'sibling rivalry' thing going on, so Seven brought back memories.
bytemi66bytemi66 on June 12th, 2005 04:31 am (UTC)
Oh, forgot! Is there really such a thing as leather-scented candles? 'Cause I've been known to step into shoe stores just to inhale.
who said what now? - darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
werewindle: My fandom likes to watch - S/Xwerewindle on June 12th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC)
Mmm Xan in leather - and cinnimon oil! Loves it! ^__^
darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Thankee! Spike loves Xan in leather and cinnamon oil too. *g*
cleeazcleeaz on June 12th, 2005 04:57 am (UTC)
I vote for buying stock in Cinnamon Oil!
darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thankee. :D
Sharvie_sharvie_ on June 12th, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
Oh, owie! Poor Xander! *pets poor over eating Xander* I know the pain. For a second you had me totally convinced that Willow got to them.
darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC)
I was evil, wasn't I? *g*
Honestly, when I first got the sweaty Xander idea, I wasn't sure whether to make it a Willow-attack but I went for the funny instead. Those Scotch Bonnet peppers are damn hot! :D
catvampcrazines on June 12th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC)
Oh, just so funny and sweet. My fave might be the pizza one though. lol.
And the last one was just durn brilliant/hot. hee.
darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
"Scotch Bonnet and Five Cheese Pizza - Hot Enough To Make A Vampire Sweat!" - great advertising slogan, huh? Hee!

And I've heard so many great tales about cinnamon oil I knew my boys would want to play with it. ;)

Someday you'll need to stand tall again: Buffy - Error Spanderemella on June 12th, 2005 10:06 am (UTC)
Oh so lovely and Spike's outfit in the second one is so fun to imagine! These are great hun! Keep up the good work!
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks! They both look damn good in leather and buckles and... ::whimper::
KLDkenyacandoit on June 12th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC)
I love babyvamp!Xander and his loving sire!

Have you thought about using them in a looooong epic story? :)
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on June 12th, 2005 06:28 pm (UTC)

And... yes, there may one day be an extended, all-the-gaps-filled-in, write-out of the storylines as told in the 125 (so far) drabbles. There are at least 4 distinct story arcs in the 'verse so far, so it would be fun to flesh out the bare drabbled bones and see what they get upto between scenes. *g*
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: ak; top [me]literati on June 13th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
mmm! very nice set babe!
darkhavens: lick [me]darkhavens on June 13th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you, darlin'. *smooch*
Hellesponthellespont on June 13th, 2005 04:34 am (UTC)
I really liked them all but somehow the image of Xander playing GameBoy while Spike tries to concentrate on a Very Serious demon poker match (there could be Japanese bobtails at stake!) strikes me as particularly sweet and hilarious.
darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on June 13th, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Xander has to entertain himself somehow until they get the the kinky club part of the evening, and he never had a GameBoy growing up. Spike is such a sucker for those Puppy Eyes o' Doom. *g*
Virtual Personal: Spike Smokin - by fanbotvirtualpersonal on June 13th, 2005 09:44 am (UTC)
Loved all three, they made me laugh. Poor babyvamp with stomach cramps! Very cute. No idea where you come up with all these little twists, but keep it up!
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on June 14th, 2005 12:00 am (UTC)
I have a very twisted imagination. ;)

Thanks! :D