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17 March 2005 @ 09:02 pm
What I got in Horbling...

Magnets from madders




From the lucky dip 'o tack - mushroom-shaped with a slit on top indeed!




The money shot. :P





I'd take a picture of the book too but meh, it's a book - hard cover, lots of pages. You know what they look like. So, instead I have decided to share a gem or two from its pages. This is the first thing I found when I opened it up:


Mucophagy
Mucophagy, consuming nasal mucosa, is done in a matter of course in nasolingus. Others may engage in mucophagy because of the implied self degradation, or simply the novelty of it. Like consumption of other body secretions, mucophagy can be used to demonstrate total acceptance and love of a partner.
(See also COCTAILS, COPROPHAGY, UROPHILIA and VAMPIRISM)



Pie Throwing
Pie throwing is an amusing sort of defilement. Pies have been thrown at parties, in films and by couples in private. There is even a gay pie throwing club.
One individual, "Pieface Mike" (or, the "PieMan") began his "pie-play" at the age of 8. At 18, he started to find it sexally stimulating, and now likes to be "pied" during intercourse. A self-proclaimed "pisexual", he has expanded his pleasure into a performance art.
The PieMan has found a public intrigued by "pieings". He approaches people in clubs and art events, inviting women to rub pies in his face. Most accept, often finding a release in pieing a willing man. Mike enjoys the giggling and comments they make. As she slaps him with dessert, a woman might say "Here's your pie, SIR!" - and then massage the PieMan with pie-cream. He's been pied by some 700 women between 1990 and 1992.
Elements of arousal associated with pie throwing include anticipation, vulnerability and humiliation. Enticement by the pied partner and an empowerment in the assertive act of the one who "pies" contribute to a mutual thrill, and they have the opportunity to say or do the unexpected during this intimate moment. There are also erotic "messy" videos and magazines that include scenes of women being pied.
(See also DEFILEMENT and SITOPHILIA)


So, what's for dessert?
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Sam: Mercury Revmoimoietmoi on March 17th, 2005 09:34 pm (UTC)
The book is very intriguing!
And pieing looks like fun! *g*
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 17th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Oh, it's a very intriguing book. Everyone should have a copy of the Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices to read out loud after dinner. *g*
Victoria: eepvic_amy_z on March 17th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
God, that gift is even tackier on screen than it is in real life. I'm deeply, deeply sorry... [g]

PS - Money shot? ROTFLMFAO!!
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 17th, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
PS - Money shot? ROTFLMFAO!!

As soon as I saw it I knew I was going to take that photo and give it that name. I have a dirty dirty mind. *g*

As for Mr Tacky - he is sitting on my TV. To his left is an unpainted grey garden gremlin statue with its finger jammed up its right nostril, and next to that is a hedgehog made of offcuts of some kind of bush. In front of those are two small dragon statuettes, both wingless cos they broke off.
To his right is a burgundy plastic buddha sitting on a square of orange faux silk, and between them is a wire amethyst tree. And that's just one of the flat surfaces in my home...

Trust me, he fits in fine. *g*
VF: Willow Gasp (starlight1221)vampirefever on March 17th, 2005 09:48 pm (UTC)
That muco-thingy is totally gross and ewww and, especially with my cold, completely unhygenic.

And you know what they say, if the PTB's had wanted us to lick each other's snot, why did they invent handkerchiefs?
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 17th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
LOL! Word. *g*
Princess S: saraslash: smutnotwarprincess_s on March 18th, 2005 10:22 am (UTC)
I am deeply disturbed at the nose thing!!! But the pie thing is just hilarious!! Please share with us any more "interesting" bits from the book ;)
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 21st, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm sure that every now and again I'll be flicking open at a random page and then typing up whatever grosses me out the mostest. *g*
Rhonda: Jon Stewart Eyebrow (fortunateizzi)saifai on March 25th, 2005 10:00 pm (UTC)
Meh. I'm finally getting caught up on posts. The love button. I want one. I'm sure my kids would love it. lol

And the mushroom thing. It's rather disturbing. What is it again other than a naughty money bank thingy?
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 28th, 2005 11:07 pm (UTC)
It's just a naughty money bank thingy, but it has pride of place on my TV. I love tacky. *g*