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02 March 2005 @ 02:18 am
'Xander's Favourite Paddle', for open_on_sunday challenge #101 - Awards
Author: darkhavens
Title: Xander's Favourite Paddle
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R for sex
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More of my baby!vamp!Xander. You don't have to have read the previous drabble series. This drabble stands on its own. (I was supremely uninspired this week.)



Xander's Favourite Paddle

"Oh, yeah! Jesus, Xan, just like... Yeah! Oh, hell... Yesss!" Spike arched and came, fingers clenching one last time in shaggy brown locks before sliding off to lie motionless on wrinkled cotton sheets.

Xander swallowed greedily, licked up every drop, and slithered the length of his Sire's nude body to share a bloody, violent kiss. Then he pulled back and pouted prettily.

"So?"

The Puppy Eyes o' Doom worked their magic yet again.

"Okay, okay! Yes, you give award-winning blowjobs. Happy now? We'll go back to the shop tomorrow night and you can get that bloody hand-carved rosewood paddle. Brat."




NEXT
 
 
feeling: blanksupremely uninspired
 
Ame: vamp!Xander by fanbotamejisuto on March 2nd, 2005 02:24 am (UTC)
Very cute! I can't help but love this verse and I'm sorry you were uninspired. You could have always had the bois each a championship Cheerleading team! hee!

Really though, glad you're okay, I was a bit worried about you. You usually post earlier than this. Glad to see it was just writer's block.

HUGS!
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 2nd, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
Thanks darlin'. *smooch* I love this 'verse too. :o)

I think I was uninspired because I just don't watch award shows. I actively avoid them, all of them, because they seem so sycophantic - actors,musicians etc etc all patting each other on the back. And the challenge just seemed too narrow, too specific. No scope for interpretation, and that bugs me. /rant

{{{squishy HUGS}}}
who said what now? - amejisuto on March 2nd, 2005 02:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
Genghis Katkat8cha on March 2nd, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
I'm wearing a big shit eating grin. Really big. You wrote a story about Xan;s paddle!!!!! ~hugs you~
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 2nd, 2005 03:39 am (UTC)
Thankee. {{{hugs you back}}}

I had to give the paddle its own drabble. I'd mentioned that Xander had a favourite and I wanted to know more. *g*
Spike's Heart: puppy dog eyes - iconic_moonspikes_heart on March 2nd, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)
Puppy Eyes o' Doom, eh? Two can play at that game, missy!
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 2nd, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)
LOL! Cute icon. :o)
Lorrainelunabee34 on March 2nd, 2005 04:17 am (UTC)
Yum. I can't wait until they buy that paddle! :)
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:15 am (UTC)
The paddle has already been mentioned in Only Just Started and Dining Out.

I'd mentioned the paddle a couple of times and decided I wanted to know how he got it and why it was his favourite. :o)
who said what now? - lunabee34 on March 3rd, 2005 02:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 03:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - lunabee34 on March 3rd, 2005 05:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
Nebula: xanderauthoressnebula on March 2nd, 2005 04:35 am (UTC)
HEEEEE!! That was so cute! *jumps with delight*

The Puppy Eyes o' Doom...*grins* That's priceless. Along with Spike calling Xander a brat at the end.

Am going now to collapse into mucho heap of giggles. *bows* ~_^

Also, hugs for you, and I hope you're feeling much more inspired! (If this drabble was anything to go by...^_^)

~Nebula
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:21 am (UTC)
'The Puppy Eyes o' Doom' - sounds like it should be trademarked, doesn't it? I don't know who first used it, but I love it.

And baby!vamp!Xander is a brat! He's testing his limits, seeing what he can get away with...

I hope you're feeling much more inspired! (If this drabble was anything to go by...^_^)

Oh, boy. I had to pull this drabble out of my brain word by word. I struggled with another one before this but I needed an inscription and I couldn't find anything that didn't come with a half tonne of corn attached. *g*

Thanks, darlin'. {{hugs}}
VF: Xander nummyvampirefever on March 2nd, 2005 06:00 am (UTC)
He's a very motivated vamp. Go team!

:-)
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:27 am (UTC)
He's a vamp with a mission. *g* Thankee!
werewindlewerewindle on March 2nd, 2005 07:44 am (UTC)
That was good. Sadly short. *pouts*
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. Sorry about the lack of multiple drabbles, I just couldn't come up with innovative ideas off that challenge. Hopefully there will be more next week. ;o)
Sam: Mercury Revmoimoietmoi on March 2nd, 2005 09:09 am (UTC)
Heee!
Loved it!
That was cute and sexy!
Now the paddle needs its own story!
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
The paddle has already been mentioned in Only Just Started and Dining Out. It will probably make other cameo appearances. *g*

Thanks! :o)
it only burns when I breathe: spike&xander_goodboy_secondversespikedluv on March 2nd, 2005 02:16 pm (UTC)
Hee, trading an award-winning blow job for a paddle!
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
Well, Xander doesn't have to pull off to breathe now, and we all know he's one hell of a good kisser... ;o)

Thanks!
Rhonda: Xander (saifai)saifai on March 2nd, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
lol. Too funny. That boy knows how to use them eyes. *g*
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:39 am (UTC)
He does indeed. They're lethal weapons. Thanks. :o)
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuffsuki_blue on March 2nd, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC)
Hee! Xander is a naughty little vamp!

Love it!
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
He is, isn't he? *g*

Thanks. :o)
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: k; ra [me]literati on March 2nd, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
it might have just been one, but tis delicious.

any excuse for red xanderbutt
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 3rd, 2005 02:46 am (UTC)
Thanks, sweetie. You do like shiny red Xanderbutt. *G*
Cat: fangirl, author, artist, and icon maker.: th_b_breath2bythe_true_slayercatvampcrazines on March 3rd, 2005 10:37 pm (UTC)
oh, yummy and fun. hee *G*
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 9th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
Thanks darlin'! (I didn't get a comment notification, so I'm a wee bit late. *g*)
Lenileni_ba on March 8th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
Heheh. Of course Xander would do his best to deserve a prize. So cute.
darkhavensdarkhavens on March 9th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
He really wanted that paddle. *g*

Thanks. :D