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darkhavens
26 February 2005 @ 07:20 pm
'Dining Out', 4 for slashthedrabble #14 - Food
Author: darkhavens
Title: Dining Out
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17 for gore
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: vamp!Xander, gore
Notes: More of my baby!vamp!Xander. You don't have to have read the previous drabble series. Each one stands on its own.



No Snacking Between Meals

"What the hell are you...? Spit that out, right now!"

Xander spat.

"I'm hunnnnnnnnnnngry, Sire. I was only going to..."

"I know what you were 'only going to do', you and that bottomless pit of a stomach of yours. We'll find us something decent to eat once we've finished up here, Xander, but there's no way I'm letting you snack on this scum. I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... "

Xander's eyes gleamed.

"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"



Fun With Food

The blood was absolutely everywhere.

It pooled in the dips and hollows of the worn green linoleum. It dripped slowly, rhythmically, from the flour-dusted countertops, and ran in tiny rivulets down the sunflower patterned walls. The bold splashes of colour added an eye-catching touch of drama to the gleaming white appliances in the room.

A rough-hewn, solid oak table and matching chairs lay overturned and broken, spattered with gore. And amidst the lurid wreckage, eyes alight with glee, stood Xander, manic energy thrumming through his veins so fast he quivered.

"That was fun, Sire! Can I do it again?"

"'Course."



All Natural Ingredients

"Nearly there, Pet... A few more steps... That's it."

With a sigh of relief, Spike released his giggling, swaying bundle, and watched as Xander sprawled out onto the bed, trying to do the backstroke across the quilt.

"It's soooooooooo sparkly, Spike. Soooooooooo spikely, spark." Another fit of hysterics curled him into a shaking ball, and Spike began to unlace the boot that was closest to his hip.

"Did you even hear me tell you about Woodstock? Listed all the warning signs and everything, I did, and yet you go and find the only stoned hippy in the whole damn city..."



Time For Dessert

Spike loved to watch Xander play with his food. The fragments of hyena left inside his childe were never closer to the surface than when he'd finally singled out his prey and was circling to move in for the kill. At that point the clumsy, grinning boy Spike found so bloody adorable morphed into a creature whose grin was feral, his movements lithe. That animalistic laugh gave Spike the shivers and got him hard each time he heard it rise and fall as his lover taunted his latest meal.

Then, once his boy was fed, it was time for dessert...




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it only burns when I breathe: xander_demonmagnet_housesspikedluv on February 26th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
*snicker*

"Spit that out, right now!" ... "I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... " Xander's eyes gleamed. "Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"

~*~*~

"Did you even hear me tell you about Woodstock? Listed all the warning signs and everything, I did, and yet you go and find the only stoned hippy in the whole damn city..."


Oh, man, those were goood!! Funny and cute and sexy despite the gore, lol.
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you! That gore just slipped in there...
Ame: vamp!Xander by darkhavensamejisuto on February 26th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
Damn good as always luv!! Love the first one, Spike made the wrong threat. So very cute!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
Thankee. Yes, Spike made the threat automatically and then realised. He's created a monster. *g*
Nash: vamp!Xander-deathnashmaveric on February 26th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
::awww face:: He's possibly the cutest little vampire ever!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:37 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. He is, isn't he? Like an overexcited puppy sometimes.
VF: Xander nummyvampirefever on February 26th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
*hands baby!Xander!vamp a napkin*

He's a messy pup isn't he - lol
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
Hee! He's learning, slowly. And if it gets him a tongue bath off Spike, neither of them are going to complain much at all. *g*

Thanks. :o)
Teresatgray on February 26th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
You are such a tease! You know that?? All these drabbles with the baby!vamp... I want something long and drawn out and wonderful!

*pouts*

I just love them sooo much!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:48 pm (UTC)
'Long and drawn out and wonderful' should be making an appearance after I've got my ficathon pieces sorted. ;o)

Thankee!
Lyssa: Just a Girl: by frillybunnyindiana_jane_ on February 26th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"

::giggles::

I really enjoyed these drabbles. Cute and really funny. I think I'm going to have to go back and read the other baby!vamp!xander drabbles.
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:52 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

The others can be read in any posting order, as they're random scenes from baby!vamp!Xander's unlife, just like this collection. They're becoming a habit! *g*
Dani: S *bounce*umbralillium on February 26th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"

*gasp* Not, HIDE the paddle! *sobs for baby!vamp!Xander*

*snigger* Very cute, DH!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC)
Hee! He's such a tart. *g*

Thanks, sweetie!
reremousereremouse on February 26th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
You're a terrible tease!

But funny.

So I forgive you.

Of course Xander would go looking for the stoned hippie!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you. *smooch*

A tease? Me? ::flutters eyelashes:: :P

And you know Xander - always has to try something for himself to believe it's bad for him. *g*
Lit Gallit_gal on February 26th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC)
hehe. Xander ate Riley!! I love these; I went back and read them all and I. Want. More! More, more, more! Disturbing, sweet, and loving in a Manson family sort of way! Absolutely perfect!!!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)
LOL! I'm not sure it was actually Riley, cos there were all those Finns on the list Xander put together for their roadtrip... *g*

Disturbing, sweet, and loving in a Manson family sort of way!

High praise indeed! Thank you! :o)
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: fm; kill me now [me]literati on February 26th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
Xander's eyes gleamed.

bwahahah!

Absolutely loved this lot babe. So funny!

~babyvamp!xan fic~
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)
And again you focus on the image that contains Xander's shiny red bum. Hee!

Thankee. And yes! reremouse has added her voice to yours and vampirefever's to beg for baby!vamp!Xander fic. *smooch*
who said what now? - literati on February 26th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on February 26th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Sam: Mercury Revmoimoietmoi on February 26th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC)
Wow! That was good! Sweet and funny and even sexy!

I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... "

Xander's eyes gleamed.

"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"
*snickers*
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 26th, 2005 11:07 pm (UTC)
That seems to be a favourite passage. It made me giggle when I wrote it.

Thank you! :o)
tabaquitabaqui on February 27th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
Man, i love these!!
And a stoned Xander is a fun Xander!!
Heeeee.
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 27th, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
Thankee! :o)

And yes, stoned Xander is adorable. As soon as I typed 'So sparkly, Spike,' I heard Xander transpose the words and then go of into a gale of giggles and I knew I had to share it. *g*
who said what now? - tabaqui on February 27th, 2005 01:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
kat8cha on February 27th, 2005 12:23 am (UTC)
I was trying to figure out what the HELL Xan was eating and when you made a comment about Finn blood I cracked a smile and then Spike threatening to Hide Xand's paddle? Made me laugh my ass off! The second drabble was really great! And the third one? Haaa haa haaa haaa haaa
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 27th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
Spike's quite happy to kill every Finn around, but he'd never consider eating them or letting Xander snack while they work. *g*

And Xander does love that paddle...

Thanks!

Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: Blood? by Suki Bluesuki_blue on February 27th, 2005 12:46 am (UTC)
All so fab!!

My fav was All natural... Xander sprawled out onto the bed, trying to do the backstroke across the quilt.

"It's soooooooooo sparkly, Spike. Soooooooooo spikely, spark." Another fit of
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hee! That killed me! ~wipes tears~
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 27th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC)
Hee! Glad you enjoyed. Stoned Xander is so silly. *g*

Thanks!
Lorrainelunabee34 on February 27th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC)
I absolutely adore your baby!vamp Xander. The first vignette is precious. Spike's gonna *hide* the paddle as punishment. *g*

And, trippy Xander is very funny too. Of course, Xander would find the drug-filled person to eat!
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 27th, 2005 02:15 am (UTC)
Of course, Xander would find the drug-filled person to eat!

Of course! It's not that he wasn't listening when Spike told him about Woodstock, he was just... curious. And he knew his Sire would take care of him while he was out of his tree, so... He's such a cheeky childe. And he does so love that paddle. *g*

Thanks!