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03 June 2010 @ 04:23 am
Fic: DC Comics: 'Ragdoll Has a Secret', R, Catman/Deadshot, Ragdoll
I'll be doing a 'state of me and mine' post fairly soon, but for now... I ACTUALLY WROTE SOMETHING!

Author: darkhavens
Title: Ragdoll Has a Secret
Fandom: Char/Pairing: DC Comics Secret Six: Deadshot/Catman, Ragdoll
Rating: R (for language and mental imagery)
Words: 300
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Eavesdropping on someone having sex**
Summary: Ragdoll hears something he wasn't meant to.
Notes: Written for suki_blue, who got me into this, and for slashthedrabble prompt #250: Glee.

Ragdoll has a secret. It's a frightfully delicious, grunty, squishy kind of secret. He's been hugging it to his chest for three days now, arms wrapped twice around his body as he wriggles and jigs with glee.

The others have all been giving him funny looks, but he doesn't care; he's enjoying this secret far too much to share. He's told Parademon, of course; he tells Parademon absolutely everything that goes on inside his head. Better out than in, he remembers someone saying when he was younger, though he does suspect they weren't referring to his innermost thoughts.

He'd woken up, you see, three nights ago, from a most disturbing dream, and gone in search of Scandal's super-secret stash of Swiss chocolate. It really is the best kind of comfort food; he enjoys the beating he gets for eating it almost more than he enjoys the treat itself. Scandal's such a darling girl to indulge him like that.

He never did get the chocolate. Sometimes, he thinks he might be much too easily distracted, but strange sounds were coming from the keyhole in the door next to his. They weren't loud; he had to crouch down low and listen very carefully, for quite a long time.

There was gasping and growling; something ripped and someone laughed, just one sharp bark, swiftly smothered. There was whispering: 'Keep it down or you'll wake the others', 'Shut up and fuck me, already, damn you', 'Sweet Jesus, you're tight'. There was rhythmic creaking, stuttered breaths and a fractured sigh; the snick of a lighter and a scuffle, but no scent of smoke.

He hasn't told the monkeys, yet. He will eventually, of course, even though it's really not his secret to share. It belongs to dear, sweet Thomas and his new beau, Mr Lawton.

outsideth3box: Creature of the nightoutsideth3box on June 3rd, 2010 03:42 am (UTC)
He's adorable. Creepy and adorable and that's just a bizarre combination. But you pulled it off so well.

Well done!
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 3rd, 2010 07:37 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

Ragdoll is so much fun to read - and write! :D
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darkhavens: dcu ragdoll purple [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 3rd, 2010 07:39 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

I figure Ragdoll talks to Parademon all the time. Why else keep his stuffed upper torso in his bedroom? He's a good friend and confidante. ;)
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: DC Ragdoll Sorry!suki_blue on June 3rd, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)

Brilliant! I laughed my arse off. PERFECT Ragdoll. I can just picture him hugging himself and jigging with glee over his scecret. I love that he told Parademon, and I love that he gets off on the beating Scandal gives him for stealing her chocolate. Oh, Ragdoll, I do love you so.

And I love you! Thank you!!!! *twirls you*
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll purple [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 3rd, 2010 07:43 pm (UTC)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm so glad you like it. :D *smooches*

It is my personal canon that he tells Parademon absolutely everything. And then the monkeys. ;)

*spins and twirls with you*
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: DC Ragdoll Tanglesuki_blue on June 3rd, 2010 07:46 pm (UTC)
It is my personal canon that he tells Parademon absolutely everything. And then the monkeys. ;)

I shall adopt that same canon!

~Alice~vinniebatman on June 3rd, 2010 09:51 pm (UTC)
Hah! Next to Dru, Ragdoll is my favorite crazy but loveable villian.

This was so cute and I loved it.

darkhavens: dcu catshot [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 3rd, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
Ha! I've just said to Suki that writing Ragdoll is not that dissimilar to writing Dru, because they both have that complete disconnect from normality that makes keeping eyeballs in a bowl full of gin next to your bed (Dru) or stealing chocolate to earn a beating (Ragdoll) prefectly natural and logical in their own personal realities. *g*

Thank you! :D
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hp; winter [me]literati on June 4th, 2010 01:37 am (UTC)

Ragdoll's adorable! I totally get why you compare him to Dru. ♥
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 24th, 2010 04:22 pm (UTC)
*old comment is old*

*smooches you*

Thankee, baybee! :D
kitty_poker1: NF-Cthulhu Evil & Cutekitty_poker1 on June 5th, 2010 08:18 am (UTC)
Ragdoll is a really weird mixture of creepy, funny, and adorable! I think I love him. *g*

Excellent fic!
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll purple [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 24th, 2010 04:23 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D

Ragdoll is very loveable, even while he's making you go >:O. *g*
The writer formally known as Fffshuuu...: pout-y facechibimono on June 7th, 2010 07:58 am (UTC)
Sliced bread has nothing on this kind of awesome! Fuck, it was a dirty kinda wonderful.
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 24th, 2010 04:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D

Ragdoll is a refreshingly honest character, in the most bizarre and boggling kinds of ways. It makes him a lot of fun to write.
hyperactivator on June 13th, 2010 02:26 am (UTC)
I love your ragdoll. I'd hug him but I'm pretty bony to and I think that would hurt:)
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 24th, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC)
LOL! I think he's more bendy than bony, so he could probably accomodate that hug. *g*

Thanks! :D
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darkhavens: dcu ragdoll purple [suki_blue]darkhavens on October 26th, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Ragdoll is a wonderful character to play with. :D
gingerberrycat: Bernardo Camaragingerberrycat on February 26th, 2011 04:25 am (UTC)
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll purple [suki_blue]darkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:38 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
Salmon Pinksalmon_pink on June 7th, 2011 11:49 pm (UTC)
Oh God. Oh God. This is just ... I don't know what I love more, the disturbingly perfect Ragdoll voice or the images that single paragraph conjured of just what was going on in that bedroom. ♥
darkhavens: dcu ragdoll [suki_blue]darkhavens on June 8th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)

Thank you! Ragdoll is a real kick to write. His headspace is such a freaky fun place to hang out.

I need to check through my unfinished files. I'm sure there's a partially written sequel to this where Ragdoll shares his secret over the breakfast table. :P

*edited for a typos. And I proofread it before clicking post too. *headdesk*

Edited at 2011-06-08 12:05 am (UTC)
Salmon Pinksalmon_pink on June 8th, 2011 12:20 am (UTC)
Oh God, I can already see Floyd's spit-take. Orange juice everywhere! XD