Naked people everywhere!

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15 October 2008 @ 11:36 pm

Naked people everywhere!

As some of you know, I work retail in a tiny convenience store in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, Devon, England. Wednesday nights are the bane of my week because they are, as a rule, OMG-kill-me-now boring. B.O.R.I.N.G. And from 5pm to 8pm, today followed that pattern faithfully.

And then the football (soccer) team came in, wanting to buy candy. All young, all buff, all rather pretty. And all of them stark bollock naked. I kid you not.

They were all polite, some shyer than others, (However could I tell? ;) and one of them even apologised, at which point I told him I'd seen weirder things in the shop. He laughed.

I'm still grinning.

(But I am going to be so disappointed if they don't turn up again next Wednesday. *g*)

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vichan on October 15th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)

WOAH. O.O

I'm guessing you don't have a 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy?

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sevendeadlyfun on October 15th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)

This! You totally stole my question. :)

Srsly tho...naked people in shops? Sounds a bit dodgy. Fun, but dodgy.

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who said what now? -

darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)

who said what now? -

literati on October 15th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)

who said what now? -

darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC) (Expand)

who said what now? -

darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)

droolfangrrl on October 15th, 2008 10:52 pm (UTC)

TAKE PICTURES DAMMIT!!!

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darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:37 pm (UTC)

hee! We're not allowed to have our mobile phones up at the tills or I would have been snapping away. The security system surely got some good shots but I don't have the codes to access the files and make copis. Dammit. *G*

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lonelybrit on October 15th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)

It's moments like these that restore my faith in life in general, someone/something out there has a naughty sense of humour and I highly approve :)

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darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)

Yes! *is gleeful* :D

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outsideth3box on October 15th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)

It reminds me of those Improv Everywhere events, heheh.

To much fun.

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darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:39 pm (UTC)

LOL! Very much fun, though I did behave myself. I didn't even try to touch. *g*

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saifai on October 15th, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)

Now if that subject line doesn't catch your attention, naked soccer players sure will.

Wow. Not sure if I'd have been able to keep my eyes above the belt there.

Maybe next time ask for pictures? *looks hopeful*

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darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)

Hee! I'm trying to figure out how to get access to the sedcurity system so I can grab the clips or snatch stills. :P

I didn't even try to keep my eyes above the belt. (They were all holding their family jewels very tightly. Hee!)

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literati on October 15th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)

Naked football players? *dead*

They have the best bods. *woes at lack of eye candy*

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darkhavens on October 15th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)

So pretty! Young, and lithe, and NEKKID! *gloats*

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tabaqui on October 16th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)

Okay, *awesome*.

But *why* were they naked? Is it tradition? A dare? What?

And hell yeah - pictures! Heeeee.

:)

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 01:36 am (UTC)

I did not ask why they were naked, for I did not care why they were naked, I was just very very happy that they were. *g*

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sweptawaybayou on October 16th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)

LMAO!!!

dude. you are luuuuuucky. I heartily approve.

:D

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)

I never have this kind of luck usually. That amount of pretty nekkidity probably used up all my luck for the rest of the decade. *g*

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katbcoll on October 16th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)

Here's hoping they do show up and that you take a camera! *laughs*

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)

Amen! I shall make a point to stick one in my pocket every day for at least a week! (Or until I forget, whichever comes first. *g*)

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salice89 on October 16th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)

How old are these guys? And where can I get an application to work there? *grin*

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)

They were in their early twenties. *happy sigh*

I would mail you an application form, but I think it might be a bit of a commute. *g*

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salice89 on October 16th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC) (Expand)

franklymydear on October 16th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)

That is awesome. If there's gotta be a rush, well, pretty naked boys aren't a bad way to go!

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)

damn right. *g*

When I think of all the fugly that could have walked in naked, I was so very lucky to get the pretties. :D

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)

Like candy. :D

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twilightofmagic on October 16th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)

Jeez, some people get all the luck. You whipped your cell phone and took a vid, right? Looking forward to your nekkid footballer vid. C'mon. You owe it. Not sure what for, but I want the visuals ;-)

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darkhavens on October 16th, 2008 07:06 pm (UTC)

LOL! I wish. I'm currently trying to figure out a way to get the security footage off the password protected system and onto disc. *g*

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