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28 March 2006 @ 10:03 pm
'Alien Jelly Made Them Do It', 1/5, McShep for stagesoflove R2 - Stages of Arousal
Author: darkhavens
Title: Alien Jelly Made Them Do It, 1/5
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: NC-17 overall
Words: 364
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Alien Jelly Made Them Do It
Notes: Written for stagesoflove 2006, Round 2, 'Five Stages of Sexual Arousal', challenge #1 - Desire.
Also posted here.

"Tonight we eat and embrace; tomorrow we talk trade."

Deceptively simple words that no one even thought twice about before digging into the meat and fruit and strangely shaped vegetables heaped on the low-lying tables in the centre of the hall.

Sitting cross-legged on the floor, Rodney was soon muttering sotto voce plans to introduce the populace of Planet 'It's Good for the Posture' to the concept of cushions, and maybe even non-floor-level seating arrangements.

John listened and nodded and ate, and occasionally knocked knees with Rodney if the man was getting too loud and attracting attention.

And then they served dessert - red, blue, green, yellow, purple and white die-sized cubes of a cloudy, seed-dotted jelly. Rodney, of course, made John try one of each colour to test for citrus before he lifted the first one to his mouth and bit down.

"Oh! Oh… Oh, wow! These are… This is… Mmm!" A second, third, fourteenth, fifteenth cube disappeared into Rodney's mouth to the accompaniment of highly sexual noises.

John squirmed, and tried not to be too obvious about watching his teammate's lips and tongue savouring the gelatinous fruity dessert. He tried to ignore the moans and whimpers of near orgasmic delight that targeted his cock with skilful sinful fingers.

He didn't know how long he'd been staring at Rodney's crooked smile before he realised that Rodney was staring back at him, eyes glazed and hungry.


John blinked lazily and cocked a single eyebrow. "Rodney?"

Rodney's hand landed heavily on John's knee and squeezed tightly, the nervous tremor in his fingers barely visible to the naked eye.

"Colonel, I think… The cubes, they… drugged… in-inhibitions lowered and… Aw, screw it!"

The hand on John's knee tightened further and another wrapped firmly around the nape of his neck, pulling him into an awkward, open-mouthed kiss. John spared a single second to wonder what Teyla and Ronon were making of the evening's events before tumbling eagerly into Rodney's embrace.

They were forced apart endless moments later by the need for oxygen. They remained as close as possible, legs entangled, foreheads pressed together as they gasped and fought the urge to rut in public.

"Hut. Now."

Part two

Ninja Kitty: McShep/Another Fine messbeadattitude on March 28th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
OOoOOO! ::fans self:: That's, for lack of a better word, quite yummy. Can't wait for the next bits!
darkhavens: shep fly me [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)

You know, I think this is the first truly graphic McShep I've written. I've written R/J sex before but it's been almost incidental. Tis fun! :D
who said what now? - beadattitude on April 16th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - beadattitude on April 16th, 2006 11:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
kharma2815kharma2815 on March 28th, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
I have this sudden craving for jelly for some strange reason, can't imagine why. *g*

Next part soon, right?
darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
I had to go and dig through my kitchen to find me some jelly after writing this - every part of it! It's addictive. *g*

Lalkhamsin-khamsolal: andemaiar - effulgentpiratepurple on March 28th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
Hooray for alien jelly!!!!!
darkhavens: shep intense passion [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
Amen to that! Thankee. :D
The Wandering Loonylooking4tarzan on March 28th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)

hot monkey sex yes?
darkhavens: rodney are you wearing it major [literatdarkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
Yes indeed. Part 4 tonight - 'Orgasm' o.O

What, does he wanna date me or kill me?: Joss & Martin on crackkrysalys on March 28th, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
Delectable! For some reason I first thought of jello shots, and then those melt-in-your-mouth mints with the jelly center. Mmmm... *smacks lips*

Even sweeter would be tackling two particular men and having our wicked, wicked ways with them, hrm? Or at the very least getting to actually watch them go at it! *hums happily*
So... where's the next part? *bounces*
darkhavens: shep look at me [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
Re: Hee!!
Thank you!

I always want jelly, or jello - or jam! - when i've finished a chapter of this. *g*

More later tonight! :D
My Strength Will Make You Cry: McSam MmmJelloclaudiasharon on March 28th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
*gets a jar of jelly* Yum. *giggle*

I liked this fic...it made me happy. :D Write more! Hehe.
darkhavens: rodney good morning john [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
Hee! That's the same reaction I have after every chapter - jelly lust! *g*

Thank you. There is mmore on the way later tonight. Chapter 4 already!
who said what now? - claudiasharon on April 16th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: dm; green [me]literati on March 28th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
Rodney, of course, made John try one of each colour to test for citrus before he lifted the first one to his mouth and bit down.


Lovely, though I would have preferred they did rut in public. ;)
darkhavens: shep look at me [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
Thankee darlin'! Rutting in public? Maybe next time. ;)
it only burns when I breathe: mcshep_touch_chellespikedluv on March 28th, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
OMG, alien jelly!! And rutting! I love my cracked fandom. *vbg*
darkhavens: rodney oh please! [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

In some meta I read earlier in the week, SGA was described as 'a drunken luau' of a fandom. I can live with that. *g*
melaganmelagan on March 29th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
Alien jelly fic is cultural significant but sadly overlooked until now. ....and thank heavens you’re writing it. *g*
darkhavens: shep mcdaydreams [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:01 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you! *g*

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darkhavens: rodney waiting for shep [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:03 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

Oh, I'm certain there will be some sort of jelly-centric discussion before it's all over. ;)
adafrog: Radek-listenupbuddyadafrog on March 29th, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
heeeee! Alien jello!
darkhavens: shep puppy eyes [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
Everyone should try some! It's citrus-free! :D

Thanks. ;)
eyezrthewindowseyezrthewindows on March 29th, 2006 05:49 am (UTC)
*snicker* I love 'aliens made them do it' fic!

darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
Thanks! (Me too. It's like crack, but better for the skin. *g*)
Lishlishel_fracrium on March 29th, 2006 11:00 am (UTC)
guh...*whimpers* more,please?
darkhavens: rodney reluctant hero [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Part 4 up later tonight. It's orgasm time!
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darkhavens: shep rodney naked now [literati]darkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)

More later tonight!
tabaquitabaqui on March 31st, 2006 05:29 am (UTC)
Alien Jell-O!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 16th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
Thankee! :D