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19 March 2006 @ 04:47 am
'Hunting The Green Fairy', one for slashthedrabble #68 Green
Author: darkhavens
Title: Hunting The Green Fairy
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: Can be read as a standalone or as part of the baby!vamp!Xander 'verse.

It took Spike five hours to track down a bottle of the good stuff, the real deal, not some cheap American knockoff. No chemical dyes or additives for him and his boy, no way! This first experience should be pure.

He finally got home to find Xander still asleep.

"Wake up, you lazy git!"

A swat to the back of Xander's head made sure he did.

"It's time to introduce you to the green fairy."

Xander blinked, befuddled, and retracted the fangs and ridges that the blow had called forth. He frowned.

"But… I already know Lorne."

"Absinthe, you twit!"

(Anonymous) on March 19th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
Oh god I think I hurt something laughing.

"It's time to introduce you to the green fairy."

Xander blinked, befuddled,...

"But… I already know Lorne."
darkhavens: x blue [literati]darkhavens on March 19th, 2006 05:04 am (UTC)
Hee! My head has been hurting all evening and I didn't want to close the challenge without writing something so I just sat pondering the possibilities of green until it all came together in one lurid dayglo suit. :D

Thanks! *shares the pain pills*
most excellently twisted: big silly grinfanbot on March 19th, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
ROLTF! Love it!!!!!!
darkhavens: x blue [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:10 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D
Spike's Heart: Spander - iconic_moonspikes_heart on March 19th, 2006 06:08 am (UTC)
darkhavens: s bite me - vamp [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:10 am (UTC)
:D thanks!
Janet Lynn: giggle by daylight shadowstrickens_girl on March 19th, 2006 07:09 am (UTC)
I already know Lorne. *giggles*

darkhavens: x mortal flesh - mini gif [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
I couldn't resist! Thankee. :D
onlywayout27onlywayout27 on March 19th, 2006 07:40 am (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeee!! I just got the weirdest image of that bit in Moulan Rouge in the beginning where they're all drunk, and seeing Spike and Xander doing a drunken can-can up on a roof ledge or somewhere while attempting to sing. I always enjoy new bits of baby!vamp!Xander.
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC)
LOL! Oh, Spike and Xander dancing to the Roxanne tango! Rowr. *daydreams for the next hour*

iadorespike: Spander antidrug by celestiayoiadorespike on March 19th, 2006 07:42 am (UTC)
Roflol...poor Lorne...*snicker*. This is just too cute, but I dread to think of Xander and Absinthe together...oh my!

Anna *hugs*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. :D

Sadly, it did not go well at all, poor lamb. He saw a life without Spike and it upset him dreadfully. :(
halfway between possum trot and monkeys eyebrow: Xander Nickely_jan on March 19th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)

darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)

Thankee! :D
Laniebonypsyche on March 19th, 2006 12:58 pm (UTC)
*snicker* this is so good. *kisses*
darkhavens: crossed legs [me]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
Thank you! *smooch*
Ame: Vamp!Xander by darkhavensamejisuto on March 19th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)

"But… I already know Lorne."

darkhavens: x so damn fuckable [literati}darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
:D I couldn't resist. He is the epitome of the green fairy. *g*

Thanks, darlin'!
Ditto: Spanderstretfordditto on March 19th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)

Lmao. :D
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
:D Thanks!
tabaquitabaqui on March 19th, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC)
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
:D Poor Xander. He's prolly wishing he'd got a mouthful of Lorne instead of Absinthe right about now. *g*

sweet_exile: John & Carsonsweet_exile on March 19th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
Oh poor Lorne!

There's something very cute about a sleepy confused Xander.
darkhavens: x blue [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
He's totally adorable, like a fangy little puppy kicking in his sleep. *g*

I'm sure Lorne would understand though. ;)

Goes "Ding" When There's Stuffsuki_blue on March 19th, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC)
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:18 am (UTC)
:D Thankee!

Love the icon. *g*
woman_of_: Blood claimwoman_of_ on March 20th, 2006 12:25 am (UTC)
Oh the liquor of artists!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
Yes! Spike drank it on the west bank in Paris, first from the bottle and then from the neck of the artists there. He wanted to share the experience with Xander.

Thanks for commenting. :D
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hp; just [me]literati on March 20th, 2006 01:05 am (UTC)
hee! cute :D
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on April 10th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)
Thankee, Pookie! *smooch*