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12 February 2006 @ 03:03 am
Temperature Control, two for slashthedrabble challenge #63 - Hot and Cold
Author: darkhavens
Title: Temperature Control
Pairing: Spike/Xander, Angel
Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Minute amount of bloodplay
Previous chapters: The continuing saga of baby!vamp!Xander's unlife with Spike.
Notes: vampirefever wrote this Spander drabble, and I commented that she'd made me envision Xander licking custard off Spike's belly. She said Xander wouldn't do that because it would get the sheets all sticky. I decided that live!Xander might not, but baby!vamp!Xander certainly would, and thus was born the first drabble. *g*

Dessert Toppings

Being turned hadn't altered Xander's sweet tooth, it had only served to make him more inventive with his foodstuffs.

Spike shuddered - in delight as well as pain - as steaming hot custard puddled out across his belly, drips and runnels chased by Xander's fast, sloppy tongue.

"You're right, Spike, I think I could get used to this. But not on apple pie 'cause I prefer mine a la mode. And I think this needs something extra

He dragged a fang across the pale skin beneath Spike's lowest ribs and grinned as scarlet trickled into yellow. He licked.

"Mmmmm! Now that's ambrosia!"

Spike Has Needs

One week in Angelus' hideaway and Spike was getting twitchy, hankering for what he couldn't have. It drove Angelus crazy.

"Dammit, Spike, I'd forgotten how obsessive you can be. I'm back to wondering why I let Dru turn you. I should have drained you in that alley and left you for the rats. I'd do it now but Xander would just whine and drive me crazier, and if I kill you both I'll set off Dru and maybe Connor."

Spike pouted.

"'S not my fault you can't find us some place decent. All I want is hot and cold water!"

I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hd; notes [me]literati on February 12th, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
mmm, spander ambrosia... ::homer drool::

Shindig is loaded and waiting.. HURRY!

darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
Hee! *smooch* Thankee. :D
Ame: Vamp!Xander by darkhavensamejisuto on February 12th, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
Hee! Nice. And now I want custard. Hmmm, I wonder if Alton has a recipe.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:13 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

I hope you enjoyed your custard as much as Spike and Xander did. ;)
werewindlewerewindle on February 12th, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
Yum! ^__^
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :D
woman_of_: Blood claimwoman_of_ on February 12th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)
What baby vamp would want apple pie, when they can get a nice little bit of sires blood! *Yummy*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:19 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Xander's greedy - he wants it aaaaaaaall. :D
VF: Spander (truly tazi)vampirefever on February 12th, 2006 07:23 am (UTC)
I will have to get my written sarcasm voice to be more obvious, cause you know Xander, not so big with the worrying about the linens when he's got a horny vampire in bed with him *g*

However, I'm glad my comment spurred you on to write this.

darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:20 pm (UTC)
Hee! I know you were being sarcastic, but you gave me bunny so i gave you credit. *g*

sparrow2000sparrow2000 on February 12th, 2006 09:16 am (UTC)
Ambrosia custard, now that was just too funny. You know I may have to go to the supermarket now!
and then we lit it on fire: kisselectricalgwen on February 12th, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
*finally gets joke*
*recalls that there is a small tub of toffee-flavoured Ambrosia custard somewhere in the back of the pantry*
*goes off to eat while fantasizing*
Nashnashmaveric on February 12th, 2006 10:30 am (UTC)
::giggles:: Love Spike's whining and Angelus' reaction ::grin:: Lovely sweetie!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks, darlin'! :D
Nashnashmaveric on February 12th, 2006 11:04 am (UTC)
::giggles:: Love Spike's whining and Angelus' reaction ::grin:: Lovely sweetie!
Lit Gallit_gal on February 12th, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, Xander is going to love sweets, vampire or not. And really, I love these two drabbles together because it shows how alike sire and childe are. Spike is just as obsessed with his own human indulgences, which is probably why he hasn't even tried to beat them out of Xander. God I love these characters.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Spike loves the silly human parts of Xander just as much as the demon parts. And he revels in his own human idiosyncrasies just as much. They're two of a kind. :D
Lalkhamsin-khamsolalpiratepurple on February 12th, 2006 07:50 pm (UTC)
mmm... custard!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:27 pm (UTC)
Vampires and custard! :D
     Mandya_phoenixdragon on February 13th, 2006 05:42 am (UTC)

This set of drabbles = love...

Love the Custard!Kink, but the Decent!Place bitch was my fav... Angelus is such a whiner - lol!!

darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Spike has needs - if he doesn't get to soak in a tub of bubbles every few days he gets grumpy. *g*
Dittostretfordditto on February 14th, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)

Both excellent. :D
darkhavensdarkhavens on February 27th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Thankee. :D