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27 November 2005 @ 01:04 am
'Tummy Troubles', 2 for slashthedrabble #53 - Feast and/or Famine
Author: darkhavens
Title: Tummy Troubles
Pairing: Spike/Xander, Dru, of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Squicks/Warnings: Non-graphic mention of child consumption
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Baby!vamp!Xander is always thinking of his stomach.



Famine

"But… I'm starving!"

Spike turned a molten glare on his pouting, whiny childe, and hoped no-one was passing by the cargo hold.

"Xander, we're on this bloody ship for ten days. We can't exactly go snacking on everyone and their mate. Do you really think there's a soul left on this planet who hasn't seen at least one version of Bram Stoker's Dracula?"

"But…"

"Dammit, boy, it's only been six hours! Even you can't starve as quick as that, you daft git."

There was silence as the floor began to roll and pitch beneath their feet.

"Spike? I feel sick."



Feast

Dru took them out to eat on their first night in Mexico. She promised them a banquet fit for kings and she wasn't wrong.

The streets were lined with morsels of such appetising beauty, so rich and ripe, like berries, for the picking, and oh, so eager too.

They came in flocks, hungry little chicks without a mother goose, hands outstretched for pennies or perversions if the price was right.

The vampires picked the plumpest of the heaving, begging smorgasbord and lured them away with empty promises of meat and candy.

Next evening they were still too full to move.




NEXT
 
denied_heaven: what you see by inxsomniaxdenied_heaven on November 27th, 2005 01:23 am (UTC)
haha
i have to say, spike has more patience with xander than i think anyone else would
he'sa right handfull
and oo that last one gave me chills.. can see it happening
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 27th, 2005 01:27 am (UTC)
Spike spent a hundred and more years with Dru. He has patience to spare, methinks. *g*

Thanks!
tabaquitabaqui on November 27th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC)
Ooooh, yis, Dracula and sea-sickness, and bon-bons at the feast.
Love!
It!
:)

darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

Bon-bons, yes indeed. Sugar and spice. :D
     Mandy: Darka_phoenixdragon on November 27th, 2005 06:06 am (UTC)
"Dammit, boy, it's only been six hours! Even you can't starve as quick as that, you daft git."

You tell 'im Spike! Poor baby!Vamp! He's hungry and Spikey's being MEAN! *G*! *Wipes drool offa keyboard...

Next evening they were still too full to move.

Fantastic! Utterly delish! *Loves you!*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC)
Spike is such a meanie - Xander's practically fading away to nothing! *g*

Thank you. :D
most excellently twisted: service mefanbot on November 27th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
Dare I say these are delicious? Hee!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)
Thankee!

Always happy to appeal to people's... appetites. ;)
thedabara_cds: Lastat #1thedabara_cds on November 27th, 2005 04:11 pm (UTC)
I think VampXander is a bit spoiled; but then what vampire wouldn't want to spoil his darling VampXander...
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)
Xander is completely spoiled but Spike always takes care of him.

Thanks!
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: Garfield had me at hello by daisygirlhotsuki_blue on November 27th, 2005 06:09 pm (UTC)
Auw! Xander's sooooo cute!!!

Fab, hon!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks, darlin'! :D
Hellesponthellespont on November 28th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
Squicks/Warnings: Non-graphic mention of child consumption

Baby!vamp!Xander always comes with the coolest warnings. Brava!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
LOL! FB on my squick warning! Cool! *g*

Thankee. :D
batmanvinniebatmanvinnie on November 28th, 2005 06:28 am (UTC)

"Spike? I feel sick."


Love that! These are so good! Even evil, Xan is cute.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! The cuteness knows no bounds. In fact, in some ways, i think he got cuter once he got the fangs. ;)
batmanvinniebatmanvinnie on November 29th, 2005 12:04 am (UTC)
In fact, in some ways, i think he got cuter once he got the fangs. ;)

He is! I mean, he's like a vicious, blood thirsty dog that likes only you and will let you rub his tummy.
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: rp; crush [me]literati on November 28th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC)
wheee!

darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 09:40 pm (UTC)
*smooches you*

Thankee, baybee!
noneecanoneeca on November 29th, 2005 12:08 am (UTC)
oh, the loveliness that is baby!vamp!Xan. and i can so see him being seasick too... even as a vampire!
i love the imagery in the second one. if you've ever been to a place where you get swarmed like that... i could totally feel the press of those kids all around. and it's so true, that one could gorge oneself, and no one would notice, or care...
love it. want more as soon as possible. of course! *grins*