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15 October 2005 @ 10:06 pm
'Shading The Truth', 3 for slashthedrabble challenge #47 - Truth and/or Lies
Author: darkhavens
Title: Shading The Truth
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More in the unlife of baby!vamp!Xander

Little White Lie

Xander waited until they were alone before turning on his Sire.

"What the hell was that, Spike? 'No, mate, we don't keep minions as a rule, they always seem to end up underfoot.' Yeah, right! Nothing to do with the fact that every time one of them tries to be nice to me, you go all caveman and rip their fucking heads off!"

Spike shrugged and kept walking.

"Yeah, well, Angelus already knows I'm a soppy git. There's no need to give him something else to laugh about at my expense. Who needs soddin' minions, anyway?"

"I hate doing laundry!"

Broken Promises

"You promised you wouldn't go hunting Slayers on your own."

"I know, but…"

"You promised, luv. You lied to me and now you have to pay."

Xander squirmed under Spike's scrutiny, vibrating with lust and excitement.

"It was only the one and it wasn't really hunting, I swear. I just went out to grab us a quick snack and there she was. It was sweet, Spike, the taste of all that energy in the air, and her without a clue what to do. She barely even struggled when I pounced."

"So, you didn't lie?"

Xander blinked.

"Hell yeah! Punish me?"


Spike hung up the phone and pinched the bridge of his nose as Xander wandered in from the kitchen.

"So, you told him?"

"Fuck no! I asked if Dru was there, said I wanted to ask her something about when we were in Paris. He said she'd gone off with a couple of his minions, looking for a growly little puppy to bring home. He thinks she's trying to find him a new toy to play with. I'm not sure how he'd react to learning she's out there hunting Connor. We're going to have to try and find him first."

saifai on October 15th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC)
Yay! *bouncebouncebounce* Xander gettin' punished brings me most delicious visuals. Mmm....

Loved the first one. LOL Spike is funny when he's possessive
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 15th, 2005 11:01 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. Xander being punished is a pretty mental picture for me too. :D

You know Spike would never stand for other vamps trying to sweet-talk his boy, even if all they wanted to do was get him a snack. *g*
Lalkhamsin-khamsolal: insomniax - spanderpiratepurple on October 15th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
Hell yeah!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 15th, 2005 11:01 pm (UTC)
:D Thanks
Ame: Daddy's Dru by suki_blueamejisuto on October 15th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
Umm, I vote that you let Dru kill Connor. Horribly.

This is just so much fun!
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on October 15th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)
Hee! How evil. I shall think on it some more. But he's so pretty, I keep seeing Spike/Xander/Connor potential... :D

who said what now? - amejisuto on October 15th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on October 15th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - amejisuto on October 15th, 2005 11:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on October 15th, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
tabaquitabaqui on October 15th, 2005 11:37 pm (UTC)
Oh, fun fun fun.

Connor! Yes!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 16th, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

I've included the rest of the family, so it would be churlish to leave him out. :D
who said what now? - tabaqui on October 16th, 2005 01:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
outsideth3box: Vamp!Xanderoutsideth3box on October 15th, 2005 11:49 pm (UTC)
More lovelies to take with me to work, so yummy!

Bad Xander, must definitely be punished. All night long.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 16th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC)
Thanks! And yes, aaaaaaaaall night long. hee!
rayne_y_daze: wickedrayne_y_daze on October 16th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
Oh, Connor? Pretty little Connor??? *bats eyelashes* It's been FOREVER since I've read the one and only S/X/C fic I've ever seen. *bats eyelashes some more* And just think of the lovely snit Daddy will have :-) *hee!*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 16th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)

And yes, Daddy's snit is half the reason this idea is so tempting. And Connor is so very very pretty... :D
who said what now? - rio87 on October 16th, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - rayne_y_daze on October 18th, 2005 02:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: dm; fl [me]literati on October 16th, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
yay! Soppy gits and punishment! :D

Dare I hope that my rosewood paddle was used? ::puppy eyes::
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 16th, 2005 01:44 am (UTC)
But of course! It's Xander's favourite. *g*
werewindlewerewindle on October 16th, 2005 01:58 am (UTC)
*loves b!v!X*
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Me too. :D
most excellently twisted: Bloody Hellfanbot on October 16th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
Ohhhh! Conner hunt!
Love ya!
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC)
:D Thankee!
     Mandy: Mmmm.... : From skater_g8ter's icon colla_phoenixdragon on October 16th, 2005 02:07 am (UTC)
LOL! Marvelous as always! God, I LOVE this 'verse! Don't keep minions - then do your own laundry!
And punishment - oh, shiver, yes, yes, yes! He was naughty, and needs a good hard spanking!
Yeah, if Dru gets to the boy first... *Sigh* Well, I won't feel so sorry for Dru - but Connor? Toasted!
Thanks for these ficlets sweetie! More! MORE!
*Big kisses and hunks a chocolate* PDragon
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
Thankee! And more is always coming! :D
sappho_wilde on October 16th, 2005 03:09 am (UTC)
These are fabulous! I love vamp!Xander stories. Although I suspect I need to catch up on their previous adventures... ah, work, work, work. *wink*
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
Hee! They've had so many adventures! Thanks. :D
Dittostretfordditto on October 16th, 2005 11:45 pm (UTC)
Yes fabulous. First one's hilarious. Let Dru bring Connor back to play! :p
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Xander really does hate doing laundry. The smell always reminds him of the basement of doom. *g*
Muriellemurielle on October 17th, 2005 04:52 am (UTC)
Poor Xander! (Has to do laundry.)

Lucky Xander! (Gets punished by Spike.)

Uh-oh! (Better find him first!)

Loved 'em all!
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. :D

Xander does love his punishment. ;)
REMITYGIRL: 'PURRING' SPIKE by FALLEN_EMBERremitygirl on October 17th, 2005 06:01 am (UTC)
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
LOL! *passes you a cigarette* ;)

batmanvinnie: JMbatmanvinnie on October 18th, 2005 06:20 am (UTC)
Mm... can't blame Dru. I want a Connor. But I loved the first one. "Hell Yeah! Punish Me!"

Oh, random question, how do I save my stories to memories here on bloodclaim?
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)

And I'm so sorry to have taken so long to get back to you about this. The memories are a work-in-progress right now. tx_rabbit is slowly plodding through them when she has the time, but it will probably be a while before she catches up. but they will be brought up to date eventually, I promise.

It's my fault really, I let them get way out of date (about 18 months!). TX volunteered to play catchup but that's a lot of posts to go through. ;)