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21 September 2005 @ 02:37 am
'Officially In Love', 2 for open_on_sunday challenge #130 Office Supplies
Author: darkhavens
Title: Officially In Love
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More from baby!vamp!Xander and his Sire.

Sweets To the Sweet

Spike looked at the boxes, stacked neatly in the hall, each one clearly labelled 'Office Depot'. He could hear his childe giggling in the kitchen and closed his eyes. He wondered what he'd have to sort out this time.




"But Spiiike…"

"I can't believe you've done this! Using a dead demon's credit card is one thing, luv, but using it to buy five thousand lollipops? Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"

"But I bought you a thousand strawberry licorice Twizzlers…"

"Oh. Well then. That's more like it. You daft git."

Art Online

Xander was having so much fun with the industrial strength staple gun that Spike was almost loath to interrupt him. He watched for a while as Xan arranged a still life tableau - hands attached to body parts with glee and steel 'U's. He never got tired of Xander's warped inventiveness.

"The cleaners'll be here in a minute or so, luv. We'd better get a move on, or they'll catch us. I've set the web cam up, so if you're ready I can turn it on. We can watch the fun and games from down the street on your new laptop."

batmanvinniebatmanvinnie on September 21st, 2005 01:51 am (UTC)
*laughs* God, baby!vamp!Xander! is so cute. These are so great, I really like them. Thank you!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:46 am (UTC)
Thanks! It was a rather boggling challenge to work into this verse, until I decided to go with a Xander sugar high and mass slaughter again. *g*
Ms. Cleveririshvampire13 on September 21st, 2005 01:56 am (UTC)
~~Sweets To the Sweet~~

*giggles* Very cute! Xan makes such an adorable fledgling. :D Man, if it were me, though, I'd buy out Ghirardelli. *laughs some more*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D

I'm sure Xander will get to the chocolate soon, but the idea of 1440 lollipops in a box just dazzled him. *g*
most excellently twisted: i love youfanbot on September 21st, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
Toys and candy. Boys will be boys.
Love em!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:50 am (UTC)
Thanks! They're so cute when they're having fun. ;)
tabaquitabaqui on September 21st, 2005 03:39 am (UTC)
Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"


darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:50 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! :D
Ame: Devilish by awmpamejisuto on September 21st, 2005 03:39 am (UTC)
AWwww! Vampires with a sugar rush maiming people!! How cute!

Really though, I can't help but grin on that last one. Very nice!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:52 am (UTC)
Sugar!rush!baby!vamp!Xander is unstoppable, and highly inventive in his use of office furnishing. He stole the meter long metal rule too! ;)

     Mandy: Wickeda_phoenixdragon on September 21st, 2005 04:35 am (UTC)
*Shakes head* What will those naughty boys come up with next?! Loved these! You got our Xandman and Spike down sweetie! Can't wait to see what's next!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:55 am (UTC)
What will those naughty boys come up with next?!

I never know what they're going to get up to next. *g*

rayne_y_dazerayne_y_daze on September 21st, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
Lovely as always! The staple gun actually sounded like fun - I need help. Like the new layout too - very nice :-)
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:57 am (UTC)
Thanks! I used to love playing with the staple gun at my last place of work. *g*

And thanks! I made the header but the rest of it is all literati's work. :D
Sandra aka ghostnut aka molossus aka rooibasmyfeetshowit on September 21st, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
Talk about laughing and shuddering in horror at the same time - for both drabbles. Who knows what they'll get up to with those lollipops!
darkhavensdarkhavens on September 21st, 2005 05:58 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. I'm sure Xander will practice his licking and sucking techniques on the lollies, to Spike's delight. ;)
tsugathtsugath on September 21st, 2005 06:06 am (UTC)
Loved the Art Online. I needed a good laugh, been reading too much angst today. Is there any Scooby left that they haven't "played" with yet?
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D

Is there any Scooby left that they haven't "played" with yet?

Dawn is safe, I think. The monks' spell caught Spike so I figure it would have kept its hold on Xander even after he was turned, and Giles hasn't really been involved that much either. Buffy and Willow both came after them and got what they deserved, but Giles hasn't done anything to hurt them directly, so I think he's safe... for now. Until they get bored. ;)
Nash: vamp!Xander-deathnashmaveric on September 21st, 2005 09:18 am (UTC)
::has stopped fighting the urge to aw at evil murderous vampires:: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! They're so cute!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
heeeee! they so aaaaaare! :D

Dittostretfordditto on September 21st, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)

I luv BabyVampXander even when he squicks me big time. :p
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 12:32 am (UTC)
hee! Thanks! I love that i can make you love him through the squick. *g*
hush, brilliance working: spander fisifrk_werewolf on September 21st, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
*giggles* omg. baby!vamp!Xander is the most adorable thing ever.
darkhavensdarkhavens on October 5th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D
REMITYGIRLremitygirl on September 21st, 2005 11:40 pm (UTC)
I just love this 'verse. Spike spoils Xander and is SO proud of him. Xander's still silly... even vamped. Ya just got to love both of them...and you too!!....for giving us sooo much pleasure!!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 12:36 am (UTC)
Thanks! Spike spoils Xander rotten because he can, and because he never got treated like that. And Xander never really had the chance to be a kid before so now he's making up for it. *g*
outsideth3box: Vamp!Xanderoutsideth3box on September 22nd, 2005 04:02 am (UTC)
Staple gun!! Wheeeeeee!

I have a surgical skin stapler, but it's just not the same...

I want to watch, too! Do you suppose they might post the resulting vid on the Web?
darkhavensdarkhavens on October 5th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!

And you never know - I'm sure if they thought they would get a good audience they'd be willing to share their 'installation art'. *g*
wolfmamawolfmama on October 20th, 2005 07:08 am (UTC)

Ya know I usually don't like sniipets, but for some reason that one with Xander and the not a regular strength staple gun mind you, but the super duper industrial strength staple gun just wacked my funny bone hard..I laughed til I cried...

The one where Spike fed Xander a trippin acid head got me too, LMAO...Between the acid and the sugar it's a wonder that Xander isn't as bug fuck nuts as Dru...*G*
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 3rd, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed. Industrial-strength stapleguns are fun to play with. And Xander is a little bit cracked but Spike loves him like that. *g*