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14 September 2005 @ 02:19 am
'Sunday, Bloody Sundae', two for open_on_sunday challenge #129 Sunday/Sundae
Author: darkhavens
Title: Sunday, Bloody Sundae
Pairing: Spike/Xander and Dru of Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for grue
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: The continuing past and future adventures of baby!vamp!Xander.



Ding Dong Bell

Xander snatched Spike's pillow out from beneath his head, holding it over his face and ears in an attempt to muffle the bells. Church bells, three sets, all within two blocks of their present lair in a grungy, cheap motel. All ringing out discordant Sunday morning hallelujahs. It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.

"Spiiike!"

Spike, who had woken when his head bounced off the mattress, rolled onto his side and eyed his pillow.

"I know, luv. But we're only here for another couple of days. Once we're done we'll have ourselves some fun eating the bell ringers."



Just Like Cherries

Dru insisted they let her serve them breakfast in bed, but they weren't expecting bloody ice cream sundaes.

She carried the tray high with pompous ceremony betrayed by giggles, and presented it with a flourish that almost tipped the whole lot over.

Xander took one sniff and recognised the blood as Willow's, applauding Dru's inventiveness with glee.

"I looked and looked but I couldn't find cherries, not even the heartless ones they keep in little glass prisons. The sauce was easy; the sprinkles are chocolate chips, the Kitten's favourites, but the cherries… Eyeballs pop between your teeth just the same."




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feeling: hungryhungry
hearing: tummy rumbling
 
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hd; lit [me]literati on September 14th, 2005 01:30 am (UTC)
mwuahah! Love the last one. Sure, whiny Xan is cute, but 'there's nothing wrong with using someone's eyes as cherries' Dru is just fab!

darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 14th, 2005 01:32 am (UTC)
POP! *g*

Thanks, sweetie. Dru is fun! :D
werewindlewerewindle on September 14th, 2005 02:15 am (UTC)
Hehehe I love loony Dru.

(although I'm starting to wonder about myself. When you find the comparison between eyeball and cherry squishing funny...)
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:05 am (UTC)
Hee! Dru does that to people. She's a wonderful combination of aaaaaaaw and eeeeeeew. *g*
seraphceleneseraphcelene on September 14th, 2005 02:20 am (UTC)
Love Just Like Cherries! It's absolutely gross and totally awesome. Dru, eyeballs and bloody sundae's. Ew!
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:06 am (UTC)
Thank you!

absolutely gross and totally awesome

What a wonderful compliment! :D
rayne_y_dazerayne_y_daze on September 14th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)
Love the breakfast sundaes! I mean, ew, but love 'em! Oh, but eating the bell ringers? Wonderful!
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:07 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! Who wouldn't enjoy an icecream sundae for breakfast? *g*
tabaquitabaqui on September 14th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
Wheeeeee!!
Your gruesome inventivness is FUN.
:)
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:08 am (UTC)
Thank you! It's fun trying to come up with new ways for them to be gruesome and romantic at the same time. *g*
denied_heaven: xander eyes by kornpeepdenied_heaven on September 14th, 2005 02:56 am (UTC)
omg lol
that totally made a chill go down my spine, thinking of xander holding a sundae with willow's eyes all staring ar him from the top of it *shudder*
love dru, shes just nuts lol
n the first one was adorable
It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.
aww lol
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:09 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! Poor baby vampire, having his sleep disturbed by the nasty campanologists. *g*

I love Dru too. She's amazingly fun to write!
batmanvinniebatmanvinnie on September 14th, 2005 02:58 am (UTC)
Hee hee, squishy eyeballs! I seem to be hearing about squishy eyeballs a lot lately... But cool creepy gross story! I liked it. Dru's mothering was so sweet, yet so creey. Loved it.
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
Thanks! There have been other squishy eyeballs about? *boggles at the thought* I hope this isn't going to be the next 'thing' after fairy!Spike. *g*
batmanvinniebatmanvinnie on September 19th, 2005 03:28 am (UTC)
Probably not. I was teasing me friend about her squishy eyeballs and their need for laser surgury. its just the way my brain functions.
taruma: Vamp X/Staruma16 on September 14th, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
Whiny Xander is so adorable!!

The second one is really great, gross, but great!!!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
Thanks! They woke him up, poor love! It's not his fault. *g*
katbcollkatbcoll on September 14th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
Once we're done we'll have ourselves some fun eating the bell ringers."

*laughs* Ding, dong, dell. No more ringing bell.

Ooooo bloody sundaes (there goes that U2 song!). *falls over laughing* heartless cherries in glass prisons. Grocery shopping is going to be fun next time, because I'm gonna think of that.

Fun stuff!!

Kat
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:14 am (UTC)
heartless cherries in glass prisons. Grocery shopping is going to be fun next time, because I'm gonna think of that.

Hee! I'm all for a more entertaining shopping experience. *g* Thanks!
Virtual Personal: spike bad evil thing - vampkissvirtualpersonal on September 14th, 2005 07:55 am (UTC)
The first one is absolutely hysterical. Whiney Xan and Spike's wonderful solution. The second one... makes me whine and whimper. It's Willow!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:16 am (UTC)
Hee! yes, it was Willow, but at least she didn't go to waste! *g*

Spike spoils his childe rotten, doesn't he? ;)

Thanks!
ToniCat: Through The Looking Glass S/Xtonicat on September 14th, 2005 12:58 pm (UTC)
*Giggles* Poor Xander!
and eeeewww for eyeballs!
But I liked these!
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:16 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Eyeballs are fun to play with, all squishy and gooey. And they do go pop. *g*
most excellently twisted: asylumfanbot on September 14th, 2005 02:27 pm (UTC)
*Bounces around, clapping her hands* Ohhhhh! More stories for me! More stories for me!
darkhavens: dru [literati]darkhavens on September 19th, 2005 03:17 am (UTC)
Hee! Glad you enjoyed, sweetie. *g*