So, way back in March, a Microfic Meme appeared on my flist and I snagged it. The idea was to write ten sentences in ten genres for a particular fandom - Angst, AU, Crack, Crossover, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, and UST.

I did it for John/Rodney (Stargate Atlantis) and then forgot about it until yesterday, at which point I went a little mad and also did the meme for Spike/Xander (Buffy), Bruce/Wally (DC Comics/Toons) and Sam/Dean (Supernatural). Today, I finished off the set with Jack/Nathan (Eureka).

This is what happens when I want to write but can't choose a fandom, let alone a genre. *g*

Author: darkhavens
Title: Microfic Meme: Ten Genres in Ten Sentences (x Five Fandoms)
Rating: G to NC-17
Fandom/Pairing: John/Rodney (Stargate Atlantis), Spike/Xander (Buffy), Bruce/Wally (DC Comics/Toons), Sam/Dean (Supernatural), Jack/Nathan (Eureka)
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Mention of non-graphic character death (twice), incest, bondage, fetish wear, voyeurism.**
Word count: 2304

( Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay )

( Buffy: Spike/Xander )

( DC comics/toons: Bruce/Wally )

( Supernatural: Sam/Dean )

( Eureka: Jack/Nathan )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Experimentation
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: R
Words: 1200
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: attempted knifeplay, mention of bondage, misuse of an Ancient sex toy artifact.
Summary: It's not easy trying to develop new kinks...
Notes: A trio of scenes written off three comment_fic prompts. (Prompts inside.)


( Experimentation )

Today's theme at comment_fic has been 'Three sentences'. You could answer as many prompts as you wanted to, but only in three sentences. There are a lot of short, delicious little snippets over there.

And then there's me, who can apparently squeeze 200 words into those three sentences, with some reckless abuse of commas and semicolons, with the occasional non-semi colon for variety.

Below are nine ficbits in four fandoms, two of them I have never written in before, though I do watch the shows. I have no excuse, no clue what happened, but it was fun.

( (Supernatural, Sam/Dean, car, NC17) - Unusually Exhibitionistic Impromptu Roadside Sexcapades )

( (Supernatural, Sam/Dean, hug, G) - Until The Struggling Stops )

( (Supernatural, Dean/Sam, final, G) - No Great Flash of Revelation )

( (Supernatural, Dean/Sam, don't say it, G) - Declarative Sentences Are For The Birds )

( (Supernatural, Sam/Dean, easy like a Sunday morning, R) - Inchoate )

( (Supernatural, Dean/Sam, make you mine, PG-13) - Shackles )

( (Stargate Atlantis, John/Rodney, bored, PG) - Indecision )

( (Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, desk-sex, R) - Custom-Built and Drop-Tested )

( (Leverage, Nate/Eliot, toys, R) - Three Thumbs Up )


aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I'm done. *collapses*

Author: darkhavens
Title: Star-Maker
Fandom: Pairing: SGA: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG
Words: 883
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: AU, crack!fic.
Summary: Rodney is a Psychic to the Stars. John is a soap star who wants to expand his bubble.
Notes: Built on a 300 word comment fic written for yin_again, in May, 2007. I reworked it quite a bit and added to it, so I'm going to claim 733 words as today's contribution to mini_nanowrimo day 10 (883-150).


( Star-Maker )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 6134

Author: darkhavens
Title: Skin On Skin
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1063
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney introduces John to his fantasy shower.
Notes: Written for my kink_bingo card prompt #10: Barebacking, for slashtheimage prompt #003 (see thumbnail at end of fic), and mini_nanowrimo day 7.

( Skin On Skin )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 4621

Author: darkhavens
Title: CB-6000
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R for subject matter
Words: 1044
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Male chastity devices.
Summary: ...So, basically, what you're saying, Teyla, is that we have to sit in front of the whole village for three hours while naked people dance and touch each other and if any of us get an erection the negotiations are terminated...
Notes: Written for day 3 of mini_nanowrimo and for challenge #7 on my kink_bingo card, 'Chastity Devices'.

( CB-6000 )

mini-nanowrimo word count: 1858

Author: darkhavens
Title: Visions
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Words: 600 words
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: 6 AUs of various degrees, from Pegasus to WWII action, all in 100 word snippets.
Notes: Written for slashthedrabble challenge #167 - Eagles Song Titles. Each drabble title (and the overall name of the piece) is a song title from this list.


( Visions )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Whatever The Lady Wants
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Words: 1308
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks/Kinks: Cross-dressing
Summary: Rodney loses a bet; John benefits from it. And freaks out, just a little.
Notes: Written for my kink_bingo card (here) prompt "Cross-dressing (underwear/lingerie)". This is the second time I have done this to Rodney. He should stop making bets around me. *g*

( Whatever The Lady Wants )

Author: darkhavens
Title: One By One
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: NC-17
Words: 660
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks/Kinks: Nippleplay, biting, mild restraints, mild/medium erotic pain infliction
Summary: Rodney has never orgasmed from nipple stimulation alone. John sees this as a challenge.
Notes: Written for my kink_bingo card (here) prompt 'Nippleplay'. Betaed for typos and pain levels by outsideth3box.

( One By One )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Horsehide and Badger Hair and an Old Tin Mug
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: R for one tiny bit of imagery near the end
Words: 1290 words
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks/Kinks: Shaving
Summary: Rodney has never actually watched anyone shave before. John obliges.
Notes: Written for the 'Shaving' prompt on my kink_bingo card (here). Flash-beta'd on the fly by outsideth3box.

( Horsehide and Badger Hair and an Old Tin Mug )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Glove Love
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: NC-17/Adult
Words: 963 words
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney's hands are sex. Rodney's hands in fish-frog-lizard skin gloves make John go off like a rocket.
Notes: Written for my kink_bingo card (here). (Object Penetration (Objects Not Designed For Sex) and Hand Fetish.) Thanks go to outsideth3box for pre-reading and for making me doublecheck my word choice.

( Glove Love )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Meaningful Numbers
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: Slightly John/Rodney, mostly teamfic
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1445
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: "...the lush lower curves of Rodney's ass are screaming out to be decorated with Pi - he knows Rodney would appreciate the punnish humor."
Notes: Written over several days for mini_nanowrimo and also because someone somewhere, ages ago, made a post asking for John writing on Rodney and the idea lingered. Posted for mini_nanowrimo day 26. (+267 words today, none yesterday.)

( Meaningful Numbers )



mini_nanowrimo running total: 11231 words, in 26 days

Author: darkhavens
Title: Molten love
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1700
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Waxplay, the disrespecting of psych majors.
Summary: It takes Rodney two months to recognise that there's a pattern to what he's seeing.
Notes: Written for mini_nanowrimo days 15, 16 & 17, and Prompt 72: Kink on my McShep Big Damn Table.

( Molten Love )


mini_nanowrimo running total: 7642 words, in 17 days

Author: darkhavens
Title: The Eventual Demise of Title 10, Subtitle A, Part II, Chapter 37, Section 654
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Words: 300
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: After five days of belly scratching torment, the full-body stretch came into play, and Rodney blew like a mis-aligned transporter crystal.
Notes: Written for mini_nanowrimo day 7, my McShep Big Damn Table prompt #55: 'If', and also for slashthedrabble prompt #143: 'In/Out'.

( The Eventual Demise of Title 10, Subtitle A, Part II, Chapter 37, Section 654 )


mini_nanowrimo running total: 3190 words

Author: darkhavens
Title: Flashpoint
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Words: 508
Spoilers: Minor location spoilers for early S4.
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: The weather here is like nothing they've experienced before, not on Lantea or Athos or Earth.
Notes: Written for day 6 of mini_nanowrimo and prompt #45 of my long-neglected McShep Big Damn Table.

( Flashpoint )


mini_nanowrimo running total: 2890 words

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I've signed up for mini_nanowrimo, committing to a minimum of 100 words a day, every single day for November. I figure I can at least force 100 words a day out, right? Right? If this doesn't work, I'm going to be out of ideas. Wish me luck!

(Looks like it's working so far though. *g*)

Author: darkhavens
Title: Sloth Days
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: G
Words: 500
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Every now and then Rodney's brain refuses to reboot.
Notes: Written for slashthedrabble challenge #142: Sloth.

( Sloth Day )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Pecara Eyes
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG
Words: 1718
Prompt: Crush with eyeliner - Sheppard/?
Kink: Make-up
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: Originally scheduled for July 24th, the power outage and work colluded to keep me from finishing this, but I persevered. Rodney McKay in eyeliner is worth waiting a few extra days, right? Written for rounds_of_kink and dedicated to kyrieane.

( Pecara Eyes )

Title: Rodney Enjoys the Colonel's Nuts
Author: darkhavens
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing/character: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1078
Prompt: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
Kink: Drunken sex
Notes: Written for rounds_of_kink. Go and check out the prompt tables - prompts are open for claiming until their specific posting day is over.

( Rodney Enjoys the Colonel's Nuts )

Author: darkhavens
Title: The Most Amazing Kiss of His Life
Pairing: John/Rodney
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: G
Words: 148
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Slobber
Summary: Rodney receives the most amazing kiss of his life.
Notes: Written for sheafrotherdon's Kissing Meme: the Sequel.

( The Most Amazing Kiss of His Life )

First commenter on the day's drabble(ish) gets to provide pairing and prompt for the next one. You can choose from Spike/Xander, John/Rodney and Sam/Dean or choose one of them as a solo character. Give me a word, or mood, or something to think on and I'll see what I can do. I may expand the possible selection if this works and I actually get my mojo firing on all cylinders. (Nobody gets two drabbles in a row. If you get one today, you don't get to have one tomorrow, even if your comment is up first.)

Author: darkhavens
Title: The Lady in the Tutti Frutti Hat
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG
Words: ~1300
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Rodney in drag.
Summary: Rodney loses a bet. The forfeit is spectacular.
Notes: The title refers to Carmen Miranda, a Brazilian lady who wore some amazing hats. Written for saldemonium, who requested John/Rodney, curves, and Rodney in drag.

( The Lady in the Tutti Frutti Hat )