It really doesn't feel like six years since I read my first Spander, Alexandria Brown's Waiting Here. Now, six years and countless fandoms later, I've never been happier and had so many wonderful friends. *smooches you all*

And so I celebrate with fic. :D

Author: darkhavens
Title: Five Things Spike Gave Up After Getting Involved With Xander Harris
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: R for grue
Words: 560
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **non-graphic reference to possible alcoholism; non-graphic reference to possible child abuse; non-graphic reference to child murder; eyeballs in a bowl; non-graphic reference to turning Xander**
Summary: Some things are worth the sacrifice.
Notes: Written as a sister set to Five Things Xander Harris Gave Up After Getting Involved With Spike. Also as part of my participation in mini_nanowrimo and findyourwords (count for the year so far: 41,205/50,000).


( Five Things Spike Gave Up After Getting Involved With Xander Harris )

Today is my 6th LJversary! On this day in 2003, darkhavens came into this world on wobbly legs with a shifty look in her eyes. And in almost no time at all, there was porn. :D

In celebration of this auspicious occasion, I decided that I should revisit my first love, Spander. I didn't quite manage porn, but there's sexin' in there, if you squint. ;)


Author: darkhavens
Title: Five Things Xander Harris Gave Up After Getting Involved With Spike
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG13
Words: 500
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: Some things are worth the sacrifice.
Notes: Written as part of my participation in mini_nanowrimo this year, and also for prompt #228 at slashthedrabble: 'Left'.


( Five Things Xander Harris Gave Up After Getting Involved With Spike )

Hi, everyone. I know I dropped out of sight again midmonth, but I was still mini-nanoing like crazy, just with added familial effluence.

I signed up for 100 words a day minimum, making a target of 3000 words for the whole month of November. I managed to write something every single day, even when I would much rather have ( familial TMI here )

How many words did I write in total? *drumroll* 10,423!

I'm very happy with that. (Even as I'm wondering what the total might have been without the batshittery that has been going on here.

For those who are wondering where all the words went after my last fic post, the SGA AU starring Dr Rodney McKay, Psychic to the Stars, look no further than the man himself. He has been talking my ear off pretty constantly and for once, I am not able to write the rest of the story in a linear fashion because I'm too busy transcribing his babble and his antics to add in the usual non-dialogue/descriptive/John-content parts people tend to expect in a McShep story. *g* There is some severe editing and revising (and adding to) to be done before posting, but it's coming! (I just have to recover for a while first.)

For those who missed it, yesterday was actually the 5th anniversary of bloodclaim. While I was too busy with all that (points up-post) to actually get anything celebratory accomplished, the wonderful and talented literati created some kick-ass Spander icons that can be cooed over and marvelled at here. ♥

Author: darkhavens
Title: Star-Maker
Fandom: Pairing: SGA: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG
Words: 883
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: AU, crack!fic.
Summary: Rodney is a Psychic to the Stars. John is a soap star who wants to expand his bubble.
Notes: Built on a 300 word comment fic written for yin_again, in May, 2007. I reworked it quite a bit and added to it, so I'm going to claim 733 words as today's contribution to mini_nanowrimo day 10 (883-150).


( Star-Maker )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 6134

Author: darkhavens
Title: Testing The Limits
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Words: 4x100
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: baby!vamp!Xander
Summary: Xander tests the limits of his new existence.
Previous chapters: Part of the baby!vamp!Xander 'verse. Set early in the timeline.
Notes: Written for mini_nanowrimo day 9, and for various prompts on my badly neglected Spander Big Damn Table.

( Testing The Limits )
Mini-nanowrimo word count: 5421

Author: darkhavens
Title: Not Gonna Happen
Fandom: Pairing: Supernatural: Sam/Dean, possible allusions to Dean/Castiel (in the eye of the beholder)
Rating: R
Words: 400
Spoilers: General spoilers for the beginning of S4
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Non-graphic wincestuous thoughts
Summary: There's something missing, and Sam doesn't know how to broach the subject.
Notes: Written for slashthedrabble prompt #186 'Fail', slashtheimage prompt #003 (see thumbnail at end of fic), and mini_nanowrimo day 8.

( Not Gonna Happen )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 5021

Author: darkhavens
Title: Skin On Skin
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1063
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney introduces John to his fantasy shower.
Notes: Written for my kink_bingo card prompt #10: Barebacking, for slashtheimage prompt #003 (see thumbnail at end of fic), and mini_nanowrimo day 7.

( Skin On Skin )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 4621

Author: darkhavens
Title: Brothers In Arms
Fandom: Pairing: Dexter: Dexter Morgan/Miguel Prado
Rating: R
Words: 400
Spoilers: 3x05: Turning Biminese and 3x06: Si se puede.
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Dexter is a serial killer so... blood, gore. The usual.
Summary: Dexter has never had anyone look at him quite the way Miguel does.
Notes: Written for slashthedrabble prompt #186: Fail, slashtheimage prompt #003 (see thumbnail at end of fic), and mini_nanowrimo day 6.


( Brothers In Arms )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 3558

Author: darkhavens
Title: Resistance Is Futile
Fandom: Pairing: Eureka: Jack/Nathan
Rating: PG-13
Words: 200
Spoilers: References events in 304: "I Do Over" and 305: "Show Me The Mummy".
Warnings/Squicks**(Re: Spoiler eps listed)Post-death fic **
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Jack can't get a moment's peace any more
Notes: Written for slashthedrabble prompt #185 - Haunt(ed), and for Day 5 of mini_nanowrimo.

( Resistance Is Futile )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 3158

Author: darkhavens
Title: An Alphabet of Feelings, pt3: P-Z
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: R for language
Words: 1100
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Vamped!Xander
Summary: The last of three posts in a set of twenty six 'mood drabbles', one for each letter, in alphabetical order.
Notes: Written for fall_for_sx, and for mini_nanowrimo, day 4.
Previous chapters: A-F and G-O. My other baby!vamp!Xander drabbles (about 30,000 words so far), can be found here.


( An Alphabet of Feelings, P-Z, (3/3) )

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Mini-nanowrimo word count: 2958

Author: darkhavens
Title: CB-6000
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R for subject matter
Words: 1044
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Male chastity devices.
Summary: ...So, basically, what you're saying, Teyla, is that we have to sit in front of the whole village for three hours while naked people dance and touch each other and if any of us get an erection the negotiations are terminated...
Notes: Written for day 3 of mini_nanowrimo and for challenge #7 on my kink_bingo card, 'Chastity Devices'.

( CB-6000 )

mini-nanowrimo word count: 1858

Author: darkhavens
Title: Bored Now
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: R for language and imagery
Words: 314
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Each time, Spike pushes him that little bit further, and Xander - lets himself be pushed.
Notes: Written for day two of mini_nanowrimo, for prompt 003 at slashtheimage (see thumbnail of image below), but, most importantly, for my Pookie, literati, who, after five long years, has finally seen the light and embraced the Spanderlove. *smooches* About Damned Time! :D

( Bored Now )

Mini-nanowrimo word count: 814

Author: darkhavens
Title: Hot Flashes
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17
Words: 500
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Vamp!Xander, bondage, knifeplay, extreme waxplay, iceplay, and an enema.
Summary: Five ways Spike and Xander add heat to their relationship.
Notes: Written for day one of mini_nanowrimo, using prompt 25: Temperature Play on my kink_bingo card, and once again dipping my toes into my ever-expanding baby!vamp!Xander 'verse. (Can be read as standalone(s).)

( Hot Flashes )

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Mini-nanowrimo word count: 500

mini_nanowrimo final total (edited because I apparently can't use my word brain and my number brain simultaneously) : 15139 words.

I swear, I haven't written that much in the last two years! *feels all accomplished*

Author: darkhavens
Title: Five Scars Xander Got Paid For
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2300
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to! (Unbeta'd because OMG!So!Late!)
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Xander had always been prone to possession. There was something about him that attracted demons and trouble like ants to sugar, and something in his physical or psychological makeup that left him much more open to picking up hitchhikers of the non-corporeal persuasion.
Notes: Written for fall_for_sx, for mini_nanowrimo and for the 4th anniversary of bloodclaim.

This can be read as a standalone but is also set in the Protected!verse, where Spike and Xander are in an established relationship and have decided that they want to be together for as long as possible, but without turning Xander. Xander bears scars and tattoos and other markings of spells and protections gifted to him by various demons. Each fic tells the story of one or more of these markings.

( The Hitchhiker )



mini_nanowrimo running total: 14987 words, in 30 days

Word count: 1239 - in various bits and pieces that might one day see the light of day.

mini_nanowrimo running total: 12687 words, in 28 days

Author: darkhavens
Title: Power
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander, reference to Angelus/Spike
Rating: R for violent imagery
Words: 100
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Spike learns about power.
Notes: Written for slashthedrabble prompt #146 - Power, and also for mini_nanowrimo, day 28. Can be read as a standalone, though in my head it is part of the baby!vamp!Xander 'verse.

( Power )



mini_nanowrimo running total: 11448 words, in 28 days




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Author: darkhavens
Title: Meaningful Numbers
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: Slightly John/Rodney, mostly teamfic
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1445
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: "...the lush lower curves of Rodney's ass are screaming out to be decorated with Pi - he knows Rodney would appreciate the punnish humor."
Notes: Written over several days for mini_nanowrimo and also because someone somewhere, ages ago, made a post asking for John writing on Rodney and the idea lingered. Posted for mini_nanowrimo day 26. (+267 words today, none yesterday.)

( Meaningful Numbers )



mini_nanowrimo running total: 11231 words, in 26 days

No update yesterday because I produced no words at all. :(

Today I did a little better. 210 (ish), shared just about equally between the unending McShep thing and the Supernatural Wolfpack'verse thing. All words will probably be deleted once I wake up and can actually read what I've read. (So very very tired and so very very emo whining struck out for emo whininess.)

mini_nanowrimo running total: 10964 words, in 24 days

257 new words added to the McShep that refuses to end (but doesn't want to grow either), though I did edit a chunk out so the word total is still about the same as yesterday. Bah.

mini_nanowrimo running total: 10754 words, in 23 days