Hi. Sick. Am getting worse, not better, despite antibiotics. Actively seeking death. Haven't really been checking LJ or email or even the phone lately, so if you've tried to get in touch with me, um. Expect more days of silence. Want. Death. Or my head chopped off, one of the two.

Still going to the Folk Festival tomorrow though, dammit.

Have managed to watch a whole boatload of television, including the first season of due South. And Torchwood. And Sarah Jane. And Who. And BSG. And Boston Legal, Ugly Betty, and pretty much my whole we-had-to-add-a-hard-drive-it's-so-big Tivo.

Please kill me?

Wrote two things heavily drugged.

Jack/Ianto daddy!issues for kita0610, because seriously, I am programmable as far as her words go. She asks, my brain goes bing. I think there are like... three or four other people in that category. I probably need an icon.

One of those people is unamaga the wonderful, who has a post full of very NSFW images and I wrote John and Rodney discussing those, um. Images :)

Both are porny. Well. Attempting it.

Srsly, who has a machete? Can I borrow?

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Hey there everyone.  
I am looking for a McKay/Sheppard first time fic.  I remember it starts out with the team going through the gate and being ambused.  John sees Rodney die.  Fast forward to the team (minus Rodney) back on Atlantis.  John goes off and wants this just to be a dream but he knows it isn't because a dream could not possibly hurt this much.  That's all I remember, other than it not being a death flc.
Does anyone out there know this one?
Thanks!
-EB  

I'm looking for a fic revolving I *think* about John alone in his room, getting all worked up, then playing a clip of Rodney's voice saying "Come"...I know I read it recently, and it's nagging me.

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Title: Way More Than Flirting
Author: Laynie
Rating: FRT
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Cameron Mitchell/Sam Carter/?
Prompt: Don’t be ridiculous
Kink: Flirting
Beta: None, mistakes are all mine
Notes etc: Me no own, you no sue. I hope, dear prompter, that this is adequate for your needs for this prompt. Enjoy.
Warnings: Mention of a threesome between two guys and a girl, if that bother’s you, well at least they’re not having sex, yet
Word Count: 584

Title: Fantasy and Reality
Author: Laynie
Rating: FRM, slashy overtones and boys stroking other boys
Date: May 12th
Prompt: Lorne finds Chuck in the armory doing paperwork
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: Chuck/Lorne
Kink: military fetishization (dogtags, thigh holsters)
Word Count: 1548
Beta: the fabulous Kaz/Mickey_Stone
Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue, got it? Good.

Title: Intoxication
Author: Tarlan (tarlanx)
Rating: PG-13 slash Mckay/Sheppard
Disclaimer: Not Mine!
Word Count: 599
Author's Note: A couple of prompt challenges in one ficlet!
mcsheplets #19. Intoxication.
mcsheplets challenge table: Poisoning the Well

( Intoxication by Tarlan )

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It's raining so grouting, not weeding is on the menu. One wall left to do (behind the oven I'm leaving for Dad. You can't see it and I'm bored of grouting. It is HARD WORK). David left at 9.30 for the pub to watch the FA Cup final (that's soccer :-) all conflicted as it's Portsmouth v Cardiff and we have strong ties to both. He tells me they don't serve beer until 11.00 but coffee will be forthcoming.

I'm enjoying the lack of deadlines for the first time since last autumn and working on my Moonridge fic. I threw in a case midway through the fic and did my usual reverse engineering of slapping a clue in the story and then working out who left it and what it means afterwards. I hear Dame Agatha rolling in her grave but it works for me.

I'm also doing a job which could seem dull but I find weirdly satisfying which is checking links for the LMFA page. I have an Excel page and a Word doc open, and I'm collating and cut and pasting and finding out better, quicker ways to do things when I'm halfway through... isn't that always the way? I love this kind of job; well, I was a civil servant for ten years; I guess it's in my blood ::g::

The Richard Burgi episode of Twice in a Lifetime last night was wonderful. He was the first name in the credits and he was on screen as much as he would've been in a TS episode, which is to say 90% of the time. We saw him as an alcoholic; teeth missing, raving and then dying and then he was back to being the gorgeous RB we know and love. He would've just finished filming TS a year or two before and you can tell he was fine with carrying an episode; he didn't falter. The show itself was new to me but there's this angelic judge and a sidekick and they give people a second chance. RB got sent back 20 years or so (the actor playing him didn't look much like him, though) and had to stop himself killing his adoptive brother in the boxing heavyweight championship fight.

I got just a teensy bit choked up at the end, I have to say.

I currently use Microsoft Frontpage which is about as complicated as I can manage. Coding is not for me. I likey my point and clicky.

But can anyone recommend another simple-to-use website editor? Something preferably with lots of templates. Frontpage gets on my nerves and I can't help thinking there's something better out there which might fit my needs more adequately.

http://nummytreats.forsaken-faith.org/archive/index.php when i go there  I get An Error. Can Anyone Else get on there?

Title: Revenge 4 - Uncle
Author: Devo79
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG13
A/N: Feral!Verse, sequel to Feral memories.

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Title: Love is a Battlefield or: How Dean Touched Sam Deep Inside - An Epic Love Story
Genre: Slash/Wincest/PWP/all-round sexxing
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Type of beta you'd like: I'm pretty good with grammar and spelling, but I'd love someone to check over that. The main thing I'm concerned with is flow - it seems rather jerky and off-rhythm
Length: only 2000wds
Short Summary: the official summary is Sam needs to be taught a lesson, the only way Dean knows how, but really IT IS SEX. You can also peruse it here before you drop me a line, if you want to make sure you're not getting something that you didn't ask for.

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Oops, very sorry that I'm so late this week. I'm even more sorry that we have no fics so far for the Intoxication challenge. You still have until Monday! *makes hopeful eyes*

And here's the poll for the next challenge (our 20th, time flies...). You know the drill: You can vote for more than one. Winner will be next challenge.

Poll #1189353 McSheplets - Challenge 20
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which prompt would you like to see as the twentieth challenge?

Prompt suggestions are very, very welcome :)

TITLE: Night Terrors
13/46
AUTHOR: BmblBee
PARING: S/X
RATING: Adult
WARNING: m/m sexual activity. Adult language. Story is generally
not worksafe.
SUMMARY: 10 Years after the fall of Sunnydale, Xander has
distanced himself from his past life until a demon forces him to look
back.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing including the characters and products
named in this story. I do, however own an unused treadmill. If you
want to sue for that, help yourself.

( Chapter 13 )

for paintedspires

Title: Visual Music
Artist: bingbulette
Rating: G
Prompt: Teyla? Oh yeah, I knew her, the punk kid in the plaid skirts back in sophomore year, sat in the back of every class but music, had to dye her hair back to brown to sing lead in Guys and Dolls...
Medium: digital drawing



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I'm looking for two stories.
1st is a Rodney/Radek where Radek gets trapped in wraith culling equipment
2nd is the one where Rodney is replaced by an impostor and only Cadman and Caldwell notice.