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31 July 2005 @ 02:11 am
'It's Really Not.', 3 for slashthedrabble challenge #36 - 'It's not what you think'.
Author: darkhavens
Title: It's Really Not.
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More of baby!vamp!Xander's exploits.



Pillow Talk

"It's not what you think!"

Spike looked down to the foot of the bed, then back. "Dammit, Xan! She's on my pillow!"

"Well, actually, no. She's on my pillow; this is yours. But you know you always end up wrapped around me once you're asleep. There's a permanent groove in my shoulder that's been chiselled out by your cheekbone, so I don't see what the fuss is all about. Now, please, lie back down, it's nearly dawn."

"But..."

"It was either the pillow or your duster, Spike. When I took them both away she cried."

"She... My duster? Evil little..."



Foiled Again

"It's not what you think, luv. Honest."

Xander's horrified glance skimmed over the empty pet carrier, past the open door and back to Spike's expression of defiantly vague apology.

"She was asleep! I didn't think she'd notice if I had a smoke, but she was up and out and gone into those trees before I could stop her. If I thought we could find her you know I'd..."

"Mreow."

The sound, from ankle level, actually made Spike start. He looked down to find the thoroughly hated creature on his toe.

"Seven! You came back! Clever kitten!"

Xander petted. Spike fumed.



Other People

"It's not what you think, Spike. I'm not getting bored. I don't think we should 'see other people'. I don't miss girly bits, I don't want other men, and I don't need to know how it feels to fuck a human male. Going to that club's not about other people - well, it is, but, only as an audience, y'know? I want you to fuck me so everyone can see - 'everyone' being people who won't run screaming to the cops, for once. I'd just like the chance at a bit of exhibitionism now and then, without the constant threat of interruption."

"Kinky bugger."



NEXT
 
your royal pie-ness: xander dinner_dateentrenous88 on July 31st, 2005 01:24 am (UTC)
Eeee, Seven! Clever kitten! **cuddles** Happy to see two drabbles devoted to her.
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:12 am (UTC)
She's a sneaky little minx, and every now and again she demands my attention.

Thanks!
Nebula: mouse catauthoressnebula on July 31st, 2005 01:28 am (UTC)
You know, one of these days, Spike's going to actually have to LIKE Seven. She's just too cute to be ignored for that long. ^_^

Absolutely loved them all. Perfect in every way. (I adore that cat, you know that, right?)

~Nebula
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)
Thanks!

And give Spike time. I'm sure that one day he'll come around to liking her. ;)
paradise4writin: Spanderparadise4writin on July 31st, 2005 01:31 am (UTC)
KITTY!!!!!

*regains composure*

Those were wonderful drabbles.

darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)
LOL! Thanks. :D
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hd; hbp [me]literati on July 31st, 2005 01:33 am (UTC)
Love the last one, sweetie.

I'd pay to see that ;)
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
Why am I not surprised? *g*

Thanks, sweetie. :D
so_sharlemaine on July 31st, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
cute, lovable and adorable :-)
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:14 am (UTC)
Thanks. :D
rayne_y_daze: troublerayne_y_daze on July 31st, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
Oh, I love seeing such a smart vampire outwitted by the clever wee kitten! *bounce* That last one was a lot of fun too. :-)
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:15 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D
Jimbojust_jimbo on July 31st, 2005 02:33 am (UTC)
There's a permanent groove in my shoulder that's been chiselled out by your cheekbone

Love it. I guess it's the same for vampires as it is for normal men. I totally identify with Spike and how he feels!

Nice, clever work.
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:15 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D
werewindlewerewindle on July 31st, 2005 03:16 am (UTC)
Poor Spike just can't win with that cat. ehehe

I wouldn't mind seeing the last one. *leers*
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
Thanks.

Poor Spike indeed. *g*
littlevampdolllittlevampdoll on July 31st, 2005 04:23 am (UTC)
OMG lol those were all sooo cute :)
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
Thanks. :D
kaydee23kaydee23 on July 31st, 2005 06:42 am (UTC)
Spike outwitted and out maneouvered by a kitten? That's hilarious!
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
She's a smart little ball of fluff, for certain. ;)

Thanks!
taruma: cat lovetaruma16 on July 31st, 2005 11:12 am (UTC)
I so love your drabbles!!!
The seven ones were hilarious!!!
Great job!!!
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Seven sometimes demands attention and does something evil or cute just to make sure I pay attention. ;)
demonanyademonanya on July 31st, 2005 12:52 pm (UTC)
Awwww, good kitty! Not from Spike's point of view lol!

Any chance of seeing more scenes from the 3rd one? *grin*
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
Thanks!
And, well, they are a porny pair. I'm sure they wont stay clothed for too long. ;)
tabaquitabaqui on July 31st, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
Wheeeeeeeee!!

Love the ongoing Cat!Wars!
Heeee.
*bounce*
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Seven is determined to win, and Spike is just as determined.
I'm taking bets. *g*
Lit Gallit_gal on July 31st, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
"It was either the pillow or your duster, Spike."
Not the *duster*!!! Just give the kitty the pillow and back away, Spike. I totally love these. So fun!
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
Thanks!

I'm sure Seven was just trying to curl up on something that smelled familiar, but Spike wouldn't have been impressed if he'd woken up and found her snuggled up inside his precious coat. *g*
Ame: Valentine by truly_taziamejisuto on July 31st, 2005 10:38 pm (UTC)
Great luv! Just great stuff!

I don't know if you've heard it in England but here in the States there's a popular folk song. Here's the chorus...

And the cat came back, the very next day
Thought she was a goner but the kitty came back
She just wouldn't stay away...


I think that song was made for Seven! LOL
darkhavens: Seven [fanbot]darkhavens on August 2nd, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
I know the song and I can quite believe it was written with her in mind. *g*

Thanks!