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darkhavens
02 July 2005 @ 11:50 pm
'Nature Boys', 2 for slashthedrabble challenge #32 - Nature
Author: darkhavens
Title: Nature Boys
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: 18 for implied violence
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: Baby!vamp!Xander and his Sire get in touch with nature. Previous knowledge of this 'verse is not necessary, just know that Spike vamped Xander and they're happy together.



Better Than TV

When Xander let his primal hyena spirit out to hunt it was a lot like watching one of those nature programmes on TV, but up close and interactive and decidedly more fun. And he had watched those documentaries, with Xander right beside him, MST3King some of the overly pompous twits.

Still, nothing beat getting to see his boy all proud and feral, prowling towards his prey with supreme confidence. Even with the demon aboard he sometimes had his doubts, but hyena'd up he never once stopped to second think himself.

Spike sat back and waited for the screaming to begin.



Tourist Season

Smeared with drying mud and blood, dotted with leaves and blooms, they lay on what remained of their patch of grass and watched the silver moon slip slowly across the diamond-dusted sky. Their only point of contact was a tangled knot of fingers, resting on the trampled ground between them.

"You should have ideas more often, luv. When you suggested we go camping I thought..."

"I know. I enjoy not having to hunt down dinner every single night, but every now and then it's kinda fun."

"'T's bloody marvellous!"

"So... Fancy a trip to Yellowstone next month? It's tourist season."



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reremousereremouse on July 2nd, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
heeee! Tourist season! Yes!
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 2nd, 2005 11:27 pm (UTC)
I wonder if there's a quota on tourists, or a points system, like with bucks. Maybe it's the number of neckstraps?

Thankee! :D
(Anonymous) on July 2nd, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC)
*smirks*
Given the complaints about how crowded places like that are, I'm thinking the hunting would be unlimited.

*cackles*

Loved this!
Kat Coll
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 3rd, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
Re: *smirks*
Thanks! :D

It's tourist season here right now and damn, I wish this country let us have guns. *g*
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: j; tempt [me]literati on July 2nd, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)
mmm. There's just something about hyena!xan that gets me all squee.

great duo!
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 2nd, 2005 11:28 pm (UTC)
Thanks, babe!

Hyena!Xan is delicious.

Pack icons! *pokes you*
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: k; bound [me]literati on July 3rd, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
Pack icons! *pokes you*

I'm doing them! :D
tabaquitabaqui on July 2nd, 2005 11:24 pm (UTC)
Wheeeeee!!
Oh, i like.
*bounce*

darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 2nd, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC)
Thankee! :D

Tourists - the new endangered species.
a curious catkaleecat on July 3rd, 2005 12:30 am (UTC)
BabyvampXan - nature boys
the little button said "worship me" - so i shall. ::bows down, i'm
not worthy, i'm not worthy::

hehehehe i adore your BabyvampXander snippets - reading them is
like . . . well gee to borrow a phrase from Spike - they're "just neat"
with a big wide grin. so much fun. and whenever i see
you have new ones i give a woohoo and click.

hyenaVampXander and tourist season -- Bwhahahaha
The whole thing about how its better than the nature programs just
slays me

thank you for the fun.
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 3rd, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
Re: BabyvampXan - nature boys
Hee! Thankee for the comments. :D *curtsies*

These boys are so much fun to write, I always end up grinning as I type.

Sharvie_sharvie_ on July 3rd, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
Tourist season! Bwahaa! I'm never going to tire of this verse. :-)
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 3rd, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
Thanks. I don't think I'll be tiring of it any time soon either. :D
sunnyd_litesunnyd_lite on July 3rd, 2005 03:58 am (UTC)
Tourist season! *bahahahahwa* you are worshiped. Any particular offering you currently desire?

darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 4th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
Hee! Thankee.

Offerings of chocolate and nekkid bois are always well received. *g*
eyezrthewindowseyezrthewindows on July 3rd, 2005 07:29 am (UTC)
What the hell is "MST3K"? I've seen it all over the place and no explanation!

Apparently, I'm dumb or something. lmao.
bv97045bv97045 on July 3rd, 2005 02:16 pm (UTC)
"Mystery Science Theatre 3000" I think it was called. It's a series with a hapless janitor entrapped on a space station and forced to watch bad scifi movies with his two cleaning robots. In pure mental self defence, they snark the things they watch almost to death. I only ever watched one episode, but it's to die for! Xander and Spike ought to love it.

Flavia
eyezrthewindowseyezrthewindows on July 4th, 2005 08:20 am (UTC)
"Mystery Science Theatre 3000" I think it was called. It's a series with a hapless janitor entrapped on a space station and forced to watch bad scifi movies with his two cleaning robots. In pure mental self defence, they snark the things they watch almost to death. I only ever watched one episode, but it's to die for! Xander and Spike ought to love it.

Flavia

Oh, thanks, lmao. I think I'd passed it by a time or two but never watched it. *cough* A guy trapped on a space station watching bad scifi movies with two robots? Umm...yeah, lmao. Sounds...well, actually, better than any of the crap reality shows they've got going on now at any rate, heh.
bv97045bv97045 on July 3rd, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)
And you're not dumb.

Flavia
eyezrthewindowseyezrthewindows on July 4th, 2005 08:22 am (UTC)
And you're not dumb.

Kind of felt it, lol. Saw that everywhere and people just seemed to know what it meant.
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on July 4th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)
yeah, it's Mystery Science Theatre 3000, and it's hilarious. They rip the hell out of 1950's sci-fi films. You know the ones - aliens with impossibly high foreheads to hold their superior intellect; aliens in papiermache masks or furry suits; computers made out of cardboard and too many flashing lights. :D
eyezrthewindowseyezrthewindows on July 4th, 2005 08:33 am (UTC)
yeah, it's Mystery Science Theatre 3000, and it's hilarious. They rip the hell out of 1950's sci-fi films. You know the ones - aliens with impossibly high foreheads to hold their superior intellect; aliens in papiermache masks or furry suits; computers made out of cardboard and too many flashing lights. :D

Ha, yeah...sounds interesting. Right up Xander and Spike's alley, too.
joyleaf41joyleaf41 on August 8th, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
I think they need to come visit Lake Havasu City, We have a snowbird season,no limit. They might be tough but they are chewy. Hubby and I ran out of frezzer space last year. And Spike can visit the London Bridge, it is retired here and picking up a tan.