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26 June 2005 @ 12:08 am
'Boys and Their Toys', two for slashthedrabble challenge #31 - Gadgets
Title: Boys and Their Toys
Pairing: Spike/Xander, BtVS
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: The 40th set of baby!vamp!Xander drabbles to date. o.O



Geek Love

"Empty your pockets."

"Wha'?"

"Empty your pockets."

"Why?"

"Empty your pockets before I have to do it myself! I can hear you rattling and clinking with every step and we're on the hunt tonight. What's the bloody point if they can hear you coming a mile away?"

Xander pouted, checked to see if it worked, then sighed. Slowly, he began to unload his precious cargo.

A GameBoy, spare batteries, a small hand-held PC, and two thumb drives in a little Ziploc bag.

"Anyone else might think you're getting bored with me. Aren't you glad I know you're just a geek?"



Bzzzzzzzzz

"Just drop trou and bend over the bed for a minute, yeah?"

"Spike...?" Xander's eyes lit up in gleeful anticipation.

"Just do it, Xan. I fancy trying out one of our new toys. Bend over... yeah, like that. Now, pass that tube of lube over..."

A couple of moans, a short sharp hiss and Spike was done and helping Xander back into his pants, his boy still getting used to the intrusion.

"I thought we were going to Vinnie's for the poker game?"

"We are, luv, but I thought this might stop you getting bored."

Grinning, he activated the remote.



NEXT
 
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: mk; leather [me]literati on June 25th, 2005 11:16 pm (UTC)
I really love your Xander.. he's so adorkable!

Grinning, he activated the remote.

I'm grinning too, poor Xan ;)
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
Thankee, sweetie!

I'm grinning too, poor Xan ;)

Ah, you know he loves it really. *g*
werewindlewerewindle on June 25th, 2005 11:21 pm (UTC)
Geeky!Vamp!Xander - very cute. ^__^
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :D
eatenbyweasels: gentlemeneatenbyweasels on June 25th, 2005 11:39 pm (UTC)
And I bet Spike activates the remote every time he wants to create a diversion so he can cheat. I might be diverted myself!
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
Would he be so evil...? Yeah, he would. And it would work too. *g*

I think everyone would be diverted, that sneaky vamp.
outsideth3box: Vamp!Xanderoutsideth3box on June 25th, 2005 11:49 pm (UTC)
::shre-e-e-e-eik!::

I love them! Gameboy..heheheheh!

I love love love the remote control toy. I have several and it's *so* fun to see how many times I can make girlsub jump and squirm during a conversation with someone. I'm evol like that.

Can just see Xander trying to be cool and nonchalant...heeee!
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

They are fun toys to play with. And if you take your remote out with you into the world you can see who's wearing a similar toy on the same frequency. *g*
Ameamejisuto on June 26th, 2005 12:17 am (UTC)
Lovely bits darlin! Spike's so evol and Xander just loves it doesn't he?
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
Oh, he loves every minute of it! :D
Thanks, hon!
Lalkhamsin-khamsolal: sluggirl - headtiltpiratepurple on June 26th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
Hee!! I'd let Spike cheat the shirt off my back for the opportunity to watch Xander squirm and moan. :)
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:33 pm (UTC)
LOL! Oh, me too. he does it so well... ::eyes cross::

Thanks. :D
everxxaftereverxxafter on June 26th, 2005 12:46 am (UTC)
aww sweet dorky xander, hee! and spike being thoughtful and not wanting xander to get bored *grins* wonder how long it will take xander to get spike so distracted he loses.. which of course must be followed up with punishment *innocent blink* loved this! :)
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
LOL! Those boys do make their own fun, don't they?

Thanks!
Sandy: Just friendssp23 on June 26th, 2005 01:38 am (UTC)
As ususal, I love these glimpses into Vamp!Xander and Spike. And the second drabble *still* has me giggling. :D
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Giggling is good! Just the thought of Xander sitting there, twitching and squirming, all wide-eyed and 'Spiiiiiiiiike...!'
tabaquitabaqui on June 26th, 2005 01:42 am (UTC)
Heeeeeeee.
Geek!!
Love it.
*bounce*
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
Thankee!

I'm sure Xander would have been a complete gadget geek growing up if his family had had the money and the inclination. Now Spike can indulge him. *g*
Nebula: xanderauthoressnebula on June 26th, 2005 02:54 am (UTC)
Absolutely wicked and funny and lovely as usual. ^_^ Loved the first one, and LOVED the second one. Hee!

~Nebula
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

They really are fun to write, even when they're killing and maiming across three states they make me grin and go 'aw'. *g*
Dawnie: angelandpuppetangel-ponce-trulytazidawnie1970 on June 26th, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
Hee! Poor Xander. Buzzzzzz
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
Ah, you know he loves every second of it really. *g*

Thanks!
VF: Spike animated (mimisoliel)vampirefever on June 26th, 2005 06:01 am (UTC)
Loved them both :-)
And at least this week, they didn't eat any more Scoobies *bounce*
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
Thankee!

And no. No snacking on Scoobies this week. Too many rich meals would spoil them *g*
Sam: Hayden by Memoimoietmoi on June 26th, 2005 10:31 am (UTC)
You Xander's such a lovely dork! *g*
"Anyone else might think you're getting bored with me. Aren't you glad I know you're just a geek?" *snickers*
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:20 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Xander's completely adorkable. And Spike knows it and loves him for it. Awww! *g*
Rhonda: Plot x3 (xanphibian)saifai on June 26th, 2005 01:44 pm (UTC)
Hee! I love 'em. Geeks in love. LOL The second one is great. A hyperactive geek. *gr*
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Hyperactive and soon to be embarrassingly squirmy in public, methinks. *g*
Brian: partner-s.w.a.t.brn_gamble on June 27th, 2005 03:28 am (UTC)
Loved Both!
I could really hear Spike (who I adore). Nice job!

Brian
darkhavensdarkhavens on June 27th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Loved Both!
Thanks!

Spike is very adorable, isn't he?