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03 April 2005 @ 12:04 am
'Everybody Makes Mistakes', 3 for slashthedrabble challenge #19 Oops
Author: darkhavens
Title: Everybody Makes Mistakes
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: handcuffs, feeding vampires
Notes: More Baby!vamp!Xander.



Snack Time

"What have I told you, Xan? Choose your target carefully. It's no good going into a club and picking the prettiest one in the room, then expecting nobody to notice you two leaving. And did you bother checking the location before you jumped right in?"

The two cornered vampires glanced back at the wall behind them that had unfortunately blocked their swift departure.

"No, of course you didn't. You grabbed and ran and now we have five... six... seven pissed off Neanderthals closing in, and this is a brand new shirt!"

Xander dropped the drained remains of his meal.

"Oops?"




Stronger Than He Looks

There was a quiet snick and then a muttered word that sounded a lot like...

"Spike, did you just say 'oops'?"

"What? No. I... er... Well, yeah."

Xander froze.

"But don't worry! Just... Stay there and relax and I'll go and..."

Relaxing just wasn't on the agenda for Xander, not while he was blindfolded and handcuffed to the bedposts, and definitely not while Spike was shuffling away.

"Spike... What happened? What was that weird noise? It sounded kinda like something might have broken."

"Look, there's really no need to panic. I'm sure I've got a spare key around here somewhere."





Sticky Situation

"I thought it was lube!"

"Well. It. Wasn't."

"I know that now!"

"And that makes me feel so much better, luv, knowing that you finally bothered to read the bloody label! What was that stuff doing on our bedside table anyway? Why do we even have it in the house?"

Xander squirmed, embarrassed.

"I was painting a couple of miniatures to look like us and I must have left it there. Acrylic paint's water-soluble so it's not like this is permanent..."

They looked down at their black-as-ink erections.

“Let’s try and keep the grown-up toys separate from yours, eh, Pet?”



NEXT
 
Nebula: iconic_moon_spanderauthoressnebula on April 2nd, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Black-as-ink...that's too good a picture. And the second one, of Spike and his oh so quiet 'oops' was priceless. Loved these!

~Nebula
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 2nd, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)
If I could have figured out a reason for Xander to be using luminous paint they would have had glow-in-the-dark bits. *g*

Thanks! :D
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: ak; timeless [me]literati on April 2nd, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
::evil chuckles::

I love it when you do funny.
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 2nd, 2005 11:18 pm (UTC)
thank you, babe. *smooch*

The challenge just cried out for funny. *g*
outsideth3boxoutsideth3box on April 3rd, 2005 12:04 am (UTC)
OMG!! Where to begin...?

1st: the fact that the thing Spike is concerned about in the first drabble is his *shirt*! LMAO!

2st: "Oops"...LOL, as a Pro Domme, I am priviledged to say I know *exactly* what kind of expression that word elicits under those circumstances..and Baby!Vamp!Xander, sporting OopsResponse face? Utterly precious!

3st: Heh. Heh. Heheheheheheh! Painting miniatures...heheheheheh...
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 3rd, 2005 12:22 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. :D

Hey, there are only seven irate Neanderthals, nothing to worry about really, but the chances are one of them's going to grab for the shirt... ;)

You've casued the OopsResponse face? LOL!

And yes, baby!vamp!Xander is still a geek at heart. He wanted to have a wee!Spike and a wee!Xander sitting together on the mantel. *g*
most excellently twisted: roleplayingfanbot on April 3rd, 2005 01:12 am (UTC)
Delicious bites as usual!

1. Yeah, go for the ugly ones. We're never missed.

2. Oops, indeed. Gotta know where that spare is at all times.

3. I was SO afraid it was glue! *snicker* I can see the two of them shuffling for the nail polish remover. *giggle*
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Spare keys are important. Xander's already lost who knows how many cuff keys so far. *g* And I didn't want to glue them together cos they're demons and Spike would probably think nothing of peeling off a few square inches of skin. o.O
kitty_poker1kitty_poker1 on April 3rd, 2005 01:29 am (UTC)
In a whimsical mood were we? *bg*

I'm not picking a favourite but, suffice to say, the Baby!vamp!Xander incarnation of Spander is one of my very, very, very favourites. It may be because of the writer. *thinks*


Look, there's really no need to panic.

Yeah, right. Spike went and had a plan. Is there an inoculation?
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
In a whimsical mood were we?

Hee! How did you guess? :P

I'm not picking a favourite but, suffice to say, the Baby!vamp!Xander incarnation of Spander is one of my very, very, very favourites. It may be because of the writer.

*smooches you madly*

Inoculation? Xander's already had his jabs. *g*
cleeazcleeaz on April 3rd, 2005 02:01 am (UTC)
Love the babyVamp!Xander - and the oops!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. :D
tabaquitabaqui on April 3rd, 2005 02:19 am (UTC)
*snerk*
You goof.
Heeeee.
:)
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:39 am (UTC)
:P

They begged me to! Honest! *g*
werewindlewerewindle on April 3rd, 2005 04:13 am (UTC)
rofl - oh man, 'black as ink' *snerf* and Spike's oops. hehee I loved these. More!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)
Thanks! Spike doesn't often 'oops' but when he does, it's a doozy. *g*
Ame: Naughty Wicked Spike by eyesthatslayamejisuto on April 3rd, 2005 04:43 am (UTC)
Hee! Great trio of drabbles luv!! I gotta say, for some strange reason I love the first one!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
Spike is finally teaching Xander how to eat right instead of snacking and running. *g*

Thanks, darlin'!
Dawnie: lostboys-kimbrchickdawnie1970 on April 3rd, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
Damn! Nobody does Spander better than you! *bows* Awesome!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:43 am (UTC)
Aw! ::blushes::

Thanks, sweetie!
Sharvie_sharvie_ on April 3rd, 2005 06:37 am (UTC)
rotflmao!
Great stuff. Really like the sound work in this...
There was a quiet snick and then a muttered word that sounded a lot like...
"Spike, did you just say 'oops'?"

Bwaahhaa! Perfect!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 12:54 am (UTC)
Thankee! Spike doesn't know his own strength. ;)
VF: Spike animated (mimisoliel)vampirefever on April 3rd, 2005 07:41 am (UTC)
Were their willies glow-in-the-dark as well as inky? *g*

*hugs*
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 01:14 am (UTC)
LOL! No. But if I could have come up with a reason why Xander was using luminous green paint then... ;)

Thankee!
Sam: Neck Fetish by Memoimoietmoi on April 3rd, 2005 08:57 am (UTC)
*snickers*
Oops, indeed!
Loved the second one! Spike saying oops...
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC)
I don't think Spike meant Xander to hear that oops... *g*

Thanks!
Nashnashmaveric on April 3rd, 2005 09:30 am (UTC)
LOL! Ilove those! Especially that last one ::snicker::
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 01:39 am (UTC)
Thanks1 Xander is such a geek. *g*
Virtual Personal: AngelCity - andemaiarvirtualpersonal on April 3rd, 2005 10:41 am (UTC)
LOL, nice oops theme you have going there. Can't choose a fave, but love the last line of the last one, LMAO!
darkhavensdarkhavens on April 6th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC)
Thanks! Boys and their toys eh? *g*