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19 January 2005 @ 02:07 am
Pair of drabbles for open_on_sunday challenge #95 - Unexpected
Author: darkhavens
Title: Expect The Unexpected
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Email: darkhavens@slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.



Xander had forgotten that Willow had a key. He'd also forgotten how worried she got when he didn't return her calls.

He'd forgotten because he had other things on his mind. Like Spike, and his creamy satin skin that felt so very fragile beneath the work-roughened palms of his hands. Spike, and his incredibly agile body and flexible limbs. Spike, with his impossibly steel-hard cock and a killer smile.

So it was hardly any wonder that Xander forgot, right?

Willow, on the other hand, would probably never forget.

She'd heard the scream, unlocked the door and raced into the bedroom...

~~~~~

They refused to believe it wasn't somehow magically invoked. There was no way Spike and Xander hadn't been spelled into getting involved.

Solutions were discussed, discounted and discarded. In the end a simple revealing spell was thought the best.

The results were... unexpected.

Rupert swore he'd cast the Imperative spell to make Buffy listen, but that was months ago and he thought it'd worn off.

Willow had forgotten about the nudge she'd given Giles to let her see the forbidden Chaos books.

The only ones truly untouched by magic were the two making out while the others pitched a fit.
 
 
feeling: crankycranky
 
Sorry about your guitar: Cig 'n Specscityphonelines on January 19th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
Loved, loved, loved! The first one made me shake my head and laugh, the second one made me giggle and go, 'awww!'
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)
Thank you! :o)

They are kinda giggleworthy. *g*
joymaro: spanderjoymaro on January 19th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
Very nice!

You *have* to continue the 1st drabble! I can see Willow's eyes popping out then turning around (not leaving) and start to babble, while Xander fumbles around for clothing, and Spike bitches about not being finished!

:-P

And the second one was yummy... I can totally see X/S making out like nothing's happening, while everyone else goes nuts!

More!

hugs
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:08 am (UTC)
You *have* to continue the 1st drabble! I can see Willow's eyes popping out then turning around (not leaving) and start to babble, while Xander fumbles around for clothing, and Spike bitches about not being finished!

Ah, but that's the fun of it - imagining how she reacted. I mean, she may have frozen in disbelief and copped a real eyeful. Spike would have known she was there, of course, but Xander was probably too overwhelmed to notice, and Spike isn't the type to leave a job half-finished... Hee!

Glad you enjoyed.
Ame: Spander by literatiamejisuto on January 19th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
Whoa! Great drabbles darlin!! Love that second one where everyone else has some spell wrong with them but the bois, that's good.

I always love your drabbles, went to your site last night and reread a lot of them. So very good. Thanks a lot for the great spander luv! MWAH!
darkhavens: smoochdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)
Thanks! I had this wicked idea about all those forgotten spells appearing while Spike and Xander are totally untouched - except by each other. *g*

Rereading? Yay! *smooch*
Dani: X Meep! *thud* (me snaggable)umbralillium on January 19th, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
The only ones truly untouched by magic were the two making out while the others pitched a fit.

*snerk!* OMG! That's hilarious! *giggles*
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)
*snerk!* OMG! That's hilarious! *giggles*

Thanks! I was assailed by a vision of the Scoobies screaming at each other for sneaky spell-use, completely oblivious to the heavy petting going on on the table. *g*
Nebula: iconic_moon_spanderauthoressnebula on January 19th, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)
*cackles* That was hysterical. LOVED it. Just loved it. You're such a good writer, you know that right? ^_^

*hugs*

~Nebula
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
*cackles* That was hysterical. LOVED it. Just loved it. You're such a good writer, you know that right? ^_^

I have my moments. ;o)

Thanks! *smooch*
Hellesponthellespont on January 19th, 2005 02:42 am (UTC)
*snicker snicker* This was sweet and fun. Like a Snickers, actually!
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:19 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks.

I can see it now - Xander is the sweet chocolate, Spike is the creamy caramel, and the rest of them are nuts. *g*
Genghis Katkat8cha on January 19th, 2005 02:53 am (UTC)
The only ones truly untouched by magic were the two making out while the others pitched a fit.

~giggles~ Can sooo see that happening.
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
Thank you! I could see it so clearly - Buffy, Willow and Giles screaming away at each other about misuse of magic, oblivious to Spike and Xander indulging in heavy petting on the table. *g*
Lalkhamsin-khamsolal: darkhavens - spanderkisspiratepurple on January 19th, 2005 04:16 am (UTC)
*laughs* I can so see this happening.
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
Hee! I saw it and had to write it. Such pretty pictures. *g* Thanks. :o)
outsideth3boxoutsideth3box on January 19th, 2005 04:22 am (UTC)
That was so good! Love your drabbles. ~BG~
darkhavens: smoochdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
Thanks sweetie. *smooch*
Dea Brynhild Ensomhetbrynspikess on January 19th, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)
The first one made me snicker, and the second one made me crack up laughing. Loved it!
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)
The perfect reaction. Thanks! :o)
funkparadise on January 19th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC)
Hee! These are so good.
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)
Thanks. :o)
tabaquitabaqui on January 19th, 2005 05:05 am (UTC)
Bwahah!
Oh, i like.
*bounce*
Silly magic-using people.
:)
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:31 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. :o)

Silly magic-using people.

Yes! I just had this vision of all these spells lighting up around the room and not a one of them having anything to do with Spike and Xander. *g*
who said what now? - tabaqui on January 20th, 2005 05:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
Cloudiecatcloudiecat on January 19th, 2005 09:36 am (UTC)
Hah!! Serves them right the nosy wowsers, lol. Very nice:-)

cloudie
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC)
Hah!! Serves them right the nosy wowsers, lol.

Exactly! *g* Thanks. :o)
your royal pie-ness: cordy naughty (miggy)entrenous88 on January 19th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC)
Oh Willow -- you don't even appreciate the access you have, do you? Fun stuff.
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:34 am (UTC)
She's useless, isn't she? I mean, if we had that key we'd be there planting tiny videocameras and microphones and... hee!

Thanks. :o)
Sam: Andemaiar: Angelmoimoietmoi on January 19th, 2005 03:03 pm (UTC)
Loved it! That was funny, even if the Scoobies' reaction wasn't that funny!
Of course Spike and Xander wouldn't need a spell to get involved! Everybody knows that!
darkhavensdarkhavens on January 20th, 2005 05:36 am (UTC)
Thanks! the Scoobies just hear the snarky insults and don't understand it's all a great big cover. *g*