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10 February 2011 @ 11:58 pm
Fic: "Five Continents and Counting", Arthur/Eames
Author: darkhavens
Title: Five Continents and Counting
Fandom: Pairing: Inception: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG
Words: 300
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: Eames talks about Arthur's arse and Ariadne inhales a noodle.
Notes: Written for Round 1, Wk 4 of ae_ldws: genre:fluff, prompt:Waking up shackled to a chair.


"...and then I woke up shackled to the bloody chair and had to watch the finest arse on four continents disappear out the door, with absolutely no hope of chasing after it. It took me months to track him down to return his property."

Arthur paused outside the door as Ariadne giggled at what she probably assumed was yet another of Eames's madly embellished tales.

"You returned his shackles?"

"Certainly, pet. And his pen, of course. My mother raised me to be a gentleman."

"Pen?"

"Yes, he slipped a rather expensive Mont Blanc into my breast pocket; everything I needed to effect my escape from the band of unforgiving ruffians who'd hired me."

The fondness in Eames's voice stole Arthur's breath. He had to restrain a dimple-exposing smile before he could announce his presence.

"The damn thing hadn't worked properly in months; I figured it was a worthwhile sacrifice. Thanks again for fixing it, by the way." He quickly distributed their lunch before seating himself next to Eames.

"Did I hear right? Did you say I had the finest ass on four continents? Only, I could've sworn you said five when you were gossiping with Saito last month in Okinawa." He frowned, ignoring Ariadne's squeak of surprise and the subsequent flailing as she inhaled a noodle. "Who do I need to kill?"

Eames shot a worried glance at Ariadne, who was now coughing up shreds of masticated pasta. She waved away his concern.

"Cuzco was a couple of years before the Coulson job, remember, darling? Our paths hadn't crossed in Australasia back then."

A stray grain of rice went flying as Eames flicked his chopsticks mock-dismissively in Arthur's direction.

"I was telling Saito about our exciting adventure in the shadow of Uluru. Ariadne, I don't believe you've heard that one..."


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tabaqui: arthur&eamesbydeepbluesea3929tabaqui on February 11th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)
BWAAAAhahhaaaa.
Arthur's arse trumps all. :)
darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on February 11th, 2011 12:16 am (UTC)
Yis! Arthur's arse is unbeatable. :D

Thankee!
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: aw; vl [me]literati on February 11th, 2011 02:56 am (UTC)
HEE! They're both so lovely! ♥

I hope Ariadne's ok. *g*
darkhavens: incep a&e - kick flirt gifdarkhavens on February 11th, 2011 02:59 am (UTC)
Eames is a shameless flirt and Arthur luffs it. And obviously keeps track of what tales Eames is telling him from one side of the world to the other. :P

Ariadne is fine, but off noodles for a while. :D

Thankee!
purple_spock: Arthurpurple_spock on February 11th, 2011 04:07 am (UTC)
Very cute. And Arthur should stand up for his record. Great job. : D
darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:21 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Arthur knows his ass is the best on all continents, and is quite willing to take Eames to Antarctica to prove it. :D
clair3clair3 on February 11th, 2011 04:25 am (UTC)
fking love it!
darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:21 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
outsideth3box: Flexi Felix Hiya!outsideth3box on February 11th, 2011 04:26 am (UTC)
You did it! You made the prompt, "shackled to a chair" fluffy! well done you!
darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
It's so easy with Eames! He seems like he'd be a wonderful raconteur, and with Arthur as the centrepoint of most of his stories, of course there are going to be fond reminiscences of being shackled to a chair. Hee!

Thankee!
Sarah: JGL =)sarahyyy on February 11th, 2011 09:08 am (UTC)
Arthur is adorable in this. =D

Also, congrats on the win hun!
darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
I was sure I'd already replied to these. *rolls eyes at self*

Thank you! :D
Mazthismaz on February 13th, 2011 02:19 pm (UTC)
Oh dear, I am resisting these two... but you are making it very difficult *glares at you*
darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
Resistance is futile. They are so much fun together! :D
Mazthismaz on March 5th, 2011 11:19 am (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
darkhavens: smoochdarkhavens on March 9th, 2011 07:43 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: Inception Kicksuki_blue on February 14th, 2011 06:29 pm (UTC)

The fondness in Eames's voice stole Arthur's breath. He had to restrain a dimple-exposing smile before he could announce his presence.


All the dogs in the street are barking at my sudden high-pitched squeal. Dimple!

Aww, they're such a cute couple.
darkhavens: incep a&e - kick flirt gifdarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee! Thank you! *sends high frequency apology to dogs*

Arthur's dimple is adorable, but we don't get to see it nearly enough. Eames does. :D
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darkhavens: incep a&e - a&edarkhavens on March 4th, 2011 05:20 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D