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11 November 2006 @ 04:40 am
Fic: 'Four Ways John Tried To Seduce Rodney And One Where He Honestly Didn't, But It Worked Anyway'
Author: darkhavens
Title: Four Ways John Tried To Seduce Rodney And One Where He Honestly Didn't, But It Worked Anyway, 1/5
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Words: 247
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Sometimes, Rodney can be oblivious.
Notes: Written for stagesoflove Round 6, Five Elements (Asian set), #1 - Wood.


Four Ways John Tried To Seduce Rodney And One Where He Honestly Didn't, But It Worked Anyway - Wood

Rodney approached each stick-fighting lesson with equal amounts of anticipation and palm-moistening dread, but he never failed to turn up. Barring invasions, nanovirus breakouts or a thousand other flavours of emergency, Rodney got to be the sole focus of Colonel Sheppard's up close and personal attention for a whole hour every third day. And in a locked room, too, because there was no way on any planet in any known galaxy that Dr Rodney McKay was picking up Athosian fighting sticks while there was the remotest chance that someone might wander by and accidentally see him. He had a reputation to maintain, after all.

So, every three days there was sweating and panting and bruising and close contact, and at least one, usually two and on one never-to-be-forgotten occasion four, incidents where he was pinned to the floor by a wildly grinning, slightly squirmy, bright-eyed Colonel.

It was heaven and hell and Rodney loved every painful minute, sadly secure in the knowledge that the Colonel was oblivious to how the regular sparring was affecting Rodney's hormones, his BP and the fit of his underwear.

And if, occasionally, Rodney felt The Little Major (and please god, when had he given John's dick its own nickname?) trying to muscle in on those full body pins, well, it was just a normal reaction to combat, right? Not that that stopped him haring back to his room once the lesson was over to work off some excess 'adrenaline' of his own.


 
The Grammarian about whom your mother warned you.acostilow on November 11th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
*giggles* I love it.
darkhavens: rodney oh please! [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 05:07 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Oblivious!Rodney is so much fun to play with. ;)
who said what now? - cryptocat on November 11th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - acostilow on November 11th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC) (Expand)
adafrogadafrog on November 11th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
Love this! And the Subtitle absolutely cracks me up. heee!
darkhavens: shep rodney naked now [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 05:09 am (UTC)
Thanks! I don't use long titles often, but this one just popped out and made me giggle so I went with it. :D
Smut and panicking: SGA: Zelenka finger pornmoon_brain on November 11th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
Yee! Great fun. I can't wait for the rest of it. Although, to tell you the truth, I'm having some trouble imagining Rodney stick fighting. I may have to write through my mental block. Do they banter? Does John taunt him? Are they absolutely silent save for panting and grunting?
Anyway, thank you and waiting for the next part.
darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC)
Somehow, I don't think these two could be in a room together and not snark at each other. It's as necessary as breathing. But please, don't let me stop you from writing it. ;)

Thanks!
cryptocatcryptocat on November 11th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC)
This is great, but to my shame my first reaction was "LOL...wood."

I'm roughly twelve in maturaty years.
darkhavens: shep so very gay [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
Hee! That thought had occurred to me too, and you'll notice that they were both sporting wood as well as swinging it. ;)

Thanks!
margarksmargarks on November 11th, 2006 05:33 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha! The Little Major!!!!!! oh, rodney! :)
darkhavens: rodney good morning john [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:38 pm (UTC)
:D Thankee!

Now we just have to hope that Rodney never lets the nickname slip out by accident. ;)
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: bds; cig [me]literati on November 11th, 2006 06:19 am (UTC)
(and please god, when had he given John's dick its own nickname?)

::pets your muse and you::

Keep 'em coming! :D
darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
Fankoo baybee! *smooch*
Marinajavabreeze on November 11th, 2006 06:28 am (UTC)
Awesome.
darkhavens: rodney oh please! [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D
i² keep it realberlinghoff79 on November 11th, 2006 08:38 am (UTC)
And if, occasionally, Rodney felt The Little Major (and please god, when had he given John's dick its own nickname?) trying to muscle in on those full body pins, well, it was just a normal reaction to combat, right?

Yeah, right!*shakes head*
I love my gay men oblivious :)

Me luvs!
darkhavens: shep so very gay [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
They're so cute when they're oblivious! :D

Thanks.
Taiteilija, Ph.D.: True passiontaiteilija on November 11th, 2006 09:58 am (UTC)
Oh this is fantastic! "The Little Major"... So cute!

Thanks a lot for sharing.
darkhavens: shep mcdaydreams [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D
Alex: Joe Gramency Park gorgeousmcalex22 on November 11th, 2006 11:48 am (UTC)
The little major... hahaha! I can't wait till Rodney actually sees it - I'm sure it's a big colonel! :D

Cute :D
darkhavens: shep fly me [literati]darkhavens on November 11th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

I bet, once he sees it, he gives it a promotion. ;)
siriuslyweird: sga - never see it comingsiriuslyweird on November 11th, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC)
omg *loves this* giggles! Cheered up my whole day :D
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on November 12th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Cheered up my whole day :D

Very happy to help! I have had more than a few days made better by fic too. ;)
tabaqui: geeksbyliteratitabaqui on November 11th, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeee!!
The Little Major!
*snerk*
:)
darkhavens: shep intense passion [literati]darkhavens on November 12th, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D

Rodney had beter watch his mouth or he might say that out loud... ;)
Tipsywitch: Dadt for dummiestipsywitch on November 11th, 2006 04:54 pm (UTC)
*Squeals*

That's so cool! and so them!
Xandri the Gate-pirate: McShep - he did it.xandri on November 11th, 2006 05:35 pm (UTC)
Your icon wins. XD
who said what now? - darkhavens on November 12th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
crownglass39: phalliccrownglass39 on November 11th, 2006 06:04 pm (UTC)
Oh! Images of a sweaty squirmy John are very nice!
darkhavens: rodney mattress [literati]darkhavens on November 12th, 2006 12:59 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Now, if only he was sweaty squirmy and nekkid! ;)
aleesha.: McShep lips of sex by meivocisfoxxcub on November 11th, 2006 07:49 pm (UTC)
Aww, Little Major! That's hysterical and adorable. :)
darkhavens: shep look at me [literati]darkhavens on November 12th, 2006 01:00 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D