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02 September 2006 @ 02:41 am
How SG-1 Found Out About Rodney's Tattoo
This was written as comment fic in a yin_again's journal and, as appearances from my muses have been scarcer than hens' teeth, I figured I'd better make that flash of inspiration count. So here it is. :D

Author: darkhavens
Title: How SG-1 Found Out About Rodney's Tattoo
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Prompt: #040 - Drink - in my slash_100 Big Damn McShep Table
Rating: PG
Words: 253
Spoilers: Tiny passing mention of events in 3x04.
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney spends some time at the SGC and shares a little more than he planned to.
Notes: In answer to the 'Five Things' meme, yin_again wrote several sets, including one entitled 'Five ways SG-1 folk figure out that John's claimed Rodney for himself (whether Rodney knows it or not)'. #3 was a tattoo. A bunny bit.



Although Rodney has developed a tolerance for Russian vodka (the stuff you can actually use as rocket fuel in a pinch), Radek's most potent and unnervingly bluish brew, and can down Athosian ale like it's water and drink his body weight in whisky without passing out or throwing up even once, he has a teeny tiny problem with rum - two shots and he's a very friendly drunk, and he completely loses what few filters he usually has in place between his over-active brain and his equally active mouth.

To be fair, he hadn't meant to flash the tattoo. He was actually trying to show off his arrow scar while telling the heroic tale of 'How we saved Ronon from the hunt - again', but his pants slipped a little bit lower than he meant them to and there it was in all its glory.

Someone noticed, of course. He did try to lie, but Sam was there (and there's a point there where he kinda freaked out because Samantha Carter was looking at his ass!) and she could read enough to be able to figure out that it said 'Property of John Sheppard' in tiny Ancient glyphs in a neat little ring around a colourful Naquadah molecule.

Rodney wakes up the next morning, half on top of John, with absolutely no memory of anything past the second round of 'thank God we're still alive' drinks in Sam's lab, but with an impending sense of doom that he knows better than to ignore.


 
cleitocleito on September 2nd, 2006 01:53 am (UTC)
Ha! That was my 'Five Things' that yin answered! *pets the bunny* Nice!

*feeds the bunny* Prequel?!? C'mon, how did John get that tattoo on Rodney's ass? Was it before or after they started sleeping together? Hrm?
amydalena75amydalena75 on September 3rd, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
this fic is funny :D I agree with cleito a prequel about the tattoo would be nice. pretty please :D
who said what now? - darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:49 am (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
dr_dredddr_dredd on September 2nd, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
Poor Rodney. He dosen't have enough filters in place to begin with -- he really shouldn't be doing anything to damage them further. ;-)
darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
So true! And I'm sure he'll never touch rum again - until the next time. *g*

Thanks!
melaganmelagan on September 2nd, 2006 02:10 am (UTC)
Very nice. Funny and sweet and impending doom Yay
darkhavens: shep fly me [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:52 am (UTC)
Thanks!

I'm sure Rodney could recognise the feeling of impending doom in his sleep, but he usually has at least a clue why. *g*
tabaqui: geeksbyliteratitabaqui on September 2nd, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeeee!!
Wheeee! Yay!
:)
Luff.
darkhavens: shep bad ass [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:52 am (UTC)
Thankee! :D
Tazzles: carsontazzles on September 2nd, 2006 03:29 am (UTC)
Good one! The tatt sounds nice. I wouldn't mind seeing it myself.
darkhavens: rodney good morning john [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'd like to see the tat my self - in situ. ;)
who said what now? - bloodygoodgirl on September 2nd, 2006 04:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
Thank you! I think Rodney would be a wonderfully amusing storyteller when drunk. And just imagining the gleeful grin makes me happy.:D
Alizarin_NYC: mcshep soulmatesalizarin_nyc on September 2nd, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
Oh man. I love you. Your fics are so crazy in the best way with the John/Rodney goodness.
darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
Thank you! They inspire the crazy. :D
shara50shara50 on September 2nd, 2006 04:38 am (UTC)
Very fun, poor Rodney.
darkhavens: rodney mattress [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
Thank you! Poor Rodney indeed. I'm wondering how long it was after the tattoo that he could sit down properly. *g*
seikaitsukimizuseikaitsukimizu on September 2nd, 2006 07:12 am (UTC)
Of course it would be Sam who noticed. Poor Rodney...he really shouldn't drink the whisky. On the other hand, you have to ask what the hell John did so that Rodney wasn't bitching about the needle on his ass during the tattooing...or afterward.
darkhavens: shep intense passion [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)
Thanks!

And that's a very god question - one I may have to answer quite soon. Because to convince Rodney to bend over for something like that John must have offered something very compelling. *g*
Taiteilija, Ph.D.: Close facestaiteilija on September 2nd, 2006 09:37 am (UTC)
Poor Rodney!

But a lovely fic :D
darkhavens: shep glasses [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Rodney is going to go mad wondering what he did. *g*
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: Rodney see stupid people by amnellwyvernsuki_blue on September 2nd, 2006 11:58 am (UTC)
Heeheehee!! I wanna see that tat.

Fab, hon!!! MORE!!
darkhavens: mcshep look of love [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
I wanna see it too - right where it's supposed to be. ;)

Thankee!

There may be more - I want to know how John got Rodney to go through with it. *g*
who said what now? - suki_blue on September 3rd, 2006 06:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
kitty_poker1: mizz_destiny-McShepkitty_poker1 on September 2nd, 2006 12:10 pm (UTC)
LOL! You so need to tell the story of the getting of the tat. And John's reaction to it becoming public knowledge. *g*
darkhavensdarkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
You so need to tell the story of the getting of the tat.

That seems to be the census. And I want to know how John persuaded him to go through with it so... ;)

And John's reaction? Ooh, I hadn't thought of that. *ponders*

Prequel and sequel maybe. :D

Thankee!
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darkhavens: mcshep theirloveissooz [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:07 am (UTC)
Thank you!

There might be a prequel along shortly. I want to know just as much as everyone else! *g*
ailurophile6: rodneys tattooailurophile6 on September 2nd, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
heh...just had to post something with this icon I made a while ago LOL

we are definitely on the same wavelength :)
darkhavens: mcshep drrrty boys [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO! The perfect icon! Thanks!
who said what now? - ailurophile6 on September 3rd, 2006 04:15 am (UTC) (Expand)
Tora: SGA Rodney Asstorakowalski on September 2nd, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Poor Rodney.
darkhavens: shep mcdaydreams [literati]darkhavens on September 3rd, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
Thanks!

*pencils in a tattoo on your icon* ;)