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25 November 2005 @ 11:53 pm
'Touch', McShep BDT challenge #28
Author: darkhavens
Title: Touch
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Prompt: Touch, #28 in my slash_100 Big Damn Table
Rating: PG
Words: 285
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney's ass gets singled-out for an after-mission ritual.
Notes: 4/100

Touch

The first pat on the ass freaked him out beyond belief. They'd just got back from a highly successful mission on P3X83 where they'd traded farming techniques and hybrid seed for meats and fruit.

Ford and Teyla were already in the jumper bay and Rodney was halfway down the ramp when it happened. The hand was there and gone in a fraction of a picosecond, leaving Rodney open-mouthed and gaping at John's back. The culprit sauntered off as though he hadn't shaken Rodney's world, his 'Good job, guys!' trailing along behind him.

After that, it seemed to become something of a ritual - a ritual focussed solely on his rump, Rodney noted. Neither Ford nor Teyla ever got a swat and Rodney felt absurdly flattered, proud, and somewhat special.

A couple of months of routine hand-to-asscheek confrontations, and then suddenly the squeeze came into play. The feel of John's fingers digging briefly into Rodney's buttock rendered Rodney mute for several minutes. He almost came.

'Routine', after that, became a swat-squeeze combination at the end of every mission, barring medical emergencies.

The fifth combo came complete with a smirk and raised eyebrow and Rodney finally decided that enough was enough. He shadowed his tormentor through the city to his room, and used his foot to stop the door from closing before scooting in.

"Major Sheppard, have you been flirting with me, or is there some new military regulation somewhere that parses out to 'Always Goose Your Geek'?"

John stared for several lengthy seconds and then stepped in close.

"Jeez, McKay, it took you long enough to get a clue!"

The rest of Rodney's quite acerbic, well thought-out, attack was silenced by John's tongue in Rodney's mouth.
 
Tora: SGArodneythinking skatergatertorakowalski on November 26th, 2005 12:20 am (UTC)
Hee, aww, cute!

Rodney felt absurdly flattered, proud, and somewhat special - I really like that line :)
darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D
Cat: SGA GeeksOfDoom (Rodney/Radek)akacat on November 26th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
Always Goose Your Geek

lol!
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 01:10 am (UTC)
I think it should be a rule. *g*

Thanks! :D
Alizarin_NYC: shep blue with glassesalizarin_nyc on November 26th, 2005 01:04 am (UTC)
Oh man, this is great. So much here with so few words. Funny and touching!
darkhavens: shep intense passion [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D
Sandysp23 on November 26th, 2005 01:22 am (UTC)
Hee, John with the sly hand to cheek action. And yes, for a genius, Rodney is occasionally slow on the uptake. *g*

Great fun.
darkhavens: shep mcdaydreams [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 03:43 am (UTC)
Thanks!

John was being subtle - for him - that's why Rodney didn't get it straight away. ;)
chaps1870chaps1870 on November 26th, 2005 01:34 am (UTC)
I'll bet a cup check would have gotten his attention! lol
Great little piece. *g*
darkhavensdarkhavens on November 26th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Ha! Indeed!

Thanks. :D
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darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC)
Thankee. :D
Alex: John from Hivemcalex22 on November 26th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
LOL! I love this little ficlet. It had me cracking up when I got to the end. I love Rodney's rump and the thought of it getting squeezed, is rather enticing. Poor Rodney - took him that long to realise!

Great story and I'm glad John finally just shut him up with a kiss! :D
darkhavens: shep rodney naked now [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 04:00 am (UTC)
Thanks!

John was being subtle, and for obvious reasons Rodney just doesn't associate John with subtlety, so it took a while. But he got there in the end! *g*
tabaquitabaqui on November 26th, 2005 02:57 am (UTC)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahhahahaaa.
*ahem*
:)

*as you can see, my fb is no better*
darkhavens: rodney waiting for shep [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 04:02 am (UTC)
*smooches you*

But you do fb and that is goooooooood.

Thankee!
mercurys_wintermercurys_winter on November 26th, 2005 04:43 am (UTC)
Always goose your geek LMAO :D Brilliant!
darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 04:46 am (UTC)
Thank you! I think Rodney should have it on a t-shirt. *g*
Crystal: eyefucking by: blimey_iconsweasleysangel on November 26th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
poor rodney didn't knwo what to think when he felt that sweet little swat lol this was a great fic and it had me giggling the whole time you did a good job

Crystal
darkhavens: mcshep in trouble again [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :D

Great icon. So true! *g*
who said what now? - weasleysangel on November 26th, 2005 09:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
iadorespike: McShepiadorespike on November 26th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC)
The hand was there and gone in a fraction of a picosecond, leaving Rodney open-mouthed and gaping at John's back. OMG, then:
The feel of John's fingers digging briefly into Rodney's buttock rendered Rodney mute for several minutes. He almost came.
Hee! love this, then:
"Jeez, McKay, it took you long enough to get a clue!"

Yayness!! I love the level of obliviousness that took Rodney so long even with this evidence of interest on John's part...and John just cracks me up here...LOL. Very nicely done, sweetie...'touch'...*snortle* Loved it—*hugs*

Anna
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D

Rodney's really not used to John being subtle. It threw him for a while. *g*
Tonia Barone: woobie!Hulktoniabarone on November 26th, 2005 11:34 am (UTC)
*LOL* Cute.
darkhavens: mcshep look of love [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :D
mackeygeniusmackeygenius on November 26th, 2005 12:15 pm (UTC)
lol *tears of laughter in the eyes*

"Jeez, McKay, it took you long enough to get a clue!" <=== So John.

Very nice.
darkhavens: shep intense passion [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D
Princess S: sithdragn:SGAGeekprincess_s on November 26th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
Hehehe!! John's so naughty YAY!! I really liked how it progressed from gentle pat to squeeze it's great!
darkhavens: rodney who's sleeping w john [literati]darkhavens on November 26th, 2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D

BTW, you might want to start watching the sga_newsletter - it often has links to stuff that hasn't been posted to any of the sga comms. ;)
who said what now? - princess_s on November 27th, 2005 07:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - princess_s on November 28th, 2005 06:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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darkhavens: rodney adorkable [literati]darkhavens on November 28th, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

Yeah, that ass just begs to be grabbed... and bitten. *g*