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05 October 2005 @ 12:21 am
'And I Quote...', 2 for open_on_sunday challenge #132 - Serenity
Author: darkhavens
Title: And I Quote...
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: The continuing past and future adventures of baby!vamp!Xander.



"Violence is going to ensue!"

With a manic grin and his latest rebel yell, stolen from a movie, Xander leaps over the battered table and into the pit of demons. Gleefully he rips off limbs to use as clubs, swinging and laughing and revelling in the joy of a good fight.

Spike sits back and watches his childe slaughter his way through the pack, keeping a tight hand on his latest bottle. Once a month the fighting starts, over a female Draag in heat, and every month Xander just can't resist the temptation to join in. The Draag are on their way to being endangered.



"I swallowed a bug"

Xander jumped off the motorcycle as soon as it slid to a halt, bending at the waist to cough and choke and dry heave. He waved away Spike's concerned questions as he hawked and rasped and wheezed, hands clamped hard to the battered knees of his jeans. Tiny black spots danced in his line of vision, ants marching in file between his dusty-toed boots.

Finally, a small black soggy lump landed on one toe, and Xander wiped a hand across his mouth in sweet relief.

"What the hell was that about, pet? Did you swallow your tongue?"

"I hate bugs."




NEXT
 
tabaquitabaqui on October 4th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeee!!
A bug!
*snerk*

I lurve a gleeful Vamp!Xander.
:)
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 01:59 am (UTC)
Thanks!

I spent a lot of my late teens/early twenties riding pillion so I know how Xander felt swallowing that bug. *g*

And he's so cute when he's gleeful! :D
I am Derek's vocal eyebrows: hp; tdm [me]literati on October 5th, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)
hee! love them both. Carnage and bugs... wheee!
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
Thanks! :D

Can't go wrong with carnage and bugs. ;)
true to herselftruly_tazi on October 5th, 2005 12:33 am (UTC)
rotfl

A bug. Hee. Too funny.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:01 am (UTC)
Thanks! Bugs are not fun things to inhale, even if you don't need to breathe. *g*
werewindlewerewindle on October 5th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
LoL those were good. ^__^
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
Thanks. :D
Ame: Dark Kitten by suki_blueamejisuto on October 5th, 2005 12:51 am (UTC)
Hee! Very funny!! Vamp!Xander is just so darn cute when he's being a spaz!
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
Thanks! he's adorable every which way you look at him, I think. *g*
sottovoce10 on October 5th, 2005 01:01 am (UTC)
Verry cute, both of them. I love the ref to River. That was such a cute line in the movie and your description of trying to expel bug Xander was priceless ;-)
darkhavens: sx a love eternal [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
Alas, I haven't seen the movie, but the IMDb has some good quotes up so I snagged the best ones and ran. *g*

Alas again, I have been right where Xander was sitting. I inhaled a bluebottle on the back of a motorbike many moons ago and did the exact same dance once the bike stopped. I know whereof I write! *g*
who said what now? - sottovoce10 on October 5th, 2005 02:24 am (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on October 13th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
your royal pie-ness: dork!XAnder (singingllama)entrenous88 on October 5th, 2005 01:29 am (UTC)
Heh, that'll happen with the motorcycles. *whacks Xander on the back*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:05 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks!
I've been there and inhaled the bluebottle. Ick. *g*
rayne_y_dazerayne_y_daze on October 5th, 2005 01:42 am (UTC)
I love baby!vamp!Xander looking for any excuse to fight :-) And the bug? Vamp or no, he's still Xander! *vbg*
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:06 am (UTC)
Thanks! I think you could turn Xander into a bunny and he would still be Xander. *g* And he'd still want to fight!
batmanvinniebatmanvinnie on October 5th, 2005 01:53 am (UTC)
God, these are always so great. Give me a lot of joy.
"What the hell was that about, pet? Did you swallow your tongue?"

"I hate bugs."


Brilliant!!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:12 am (UTC)
Thanks! I have met and expectorated that bug. *g*

*licks the pecs on your icon*
outsideth3box: Praying Mantisoutsideth3box on October 5th, 2005 01:57 am (UTC)
ROTFL!!

Actually, I can understand Xander's abhorrence of bugs, heh.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 5th, 2005 02:12 am (UTC)
Thanks! me too. *spits* :D

Loooove the icon!
most excellently twisted: i love youfanbot on October 5th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
I can perfectly see Spike leaning back in a chair with a bottle and calmly watching the mayhem.
I love them!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 13th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Spike loves to watch his boy fight and get all worked up. He knows the sex after will be fantastic. *g*
eyezrthewindowseyezrthewindows on October 5th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
LMfao @ the bug. Nice descriptions of the, uh, heaving.
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 13th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thanks. Bugs shouldn't be allowed to harrass innocent bikers. *g*
REMITYGIRL: 'OTP' by JAMESCHICKremitygirl on October 5th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
WEEE!! LOVE THIS 'VERSE. AND THE WAY YOU WRITE THESE BOYS!!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 13th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :D
The Kkkk_d on October 5th, 2005 09:03 am (UTC)
hey darkhavens.

I want to read Amnesia and your other fics. Do you have to friend me for me to do so cos it said I don't have the authority to view it. *pouts and cries*

MWA

Ciao ciao

Kk
darkhavensdarkhavens on October 13th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
Ah, all of my fic is actually in my memories under 'My' headings. The stuff under the other various categories are written by other people. The person you need to friend for 'Amnesia' is xanphibian. It's a good fic. :D
who said what now? - kk_d on October 15th, 2005 02:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
who said what now? - darkhavens on October 15th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Goes "Ding" When There's Stuff: Faith by chokeanddiesuki_blue on October 5th, 2005 11:02 am (UTC)
Loves 'em!

Hee! Bugs! Poor Xander!
darkhavens: b!v!x [literati]darkhavens on October 13th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
Bugs are baaaaaaad. *g*
Thanks! :D