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Get your votes in for your favourites, ladies and gents, before the polls close tomorrow! There are so many pretty pairings on those lists! (And so many of my old shows matched up against my new ones! *woe*)

It's that time again. Time to search your psyche for those favourite kinks and setups and put them out there so that someone might write them. Due to my current obsession, I spent a couple of hours last night posting BatFlash prompts. I'll probably end up writing at least one of them myself, but hey, a girl can hope, right? :D



PROMPT HERE
for rounds_of_kink
Round 12

Author: darkhavens
Title: That Which Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Fandom: Pairing: Teen Titans/Justice League: Bruce/Wally
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1807
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Dark and twisted. **Wally is 17. Batman's fantasies include violence, bloodletting, dub-con/non-con, whipping, biting, a St Andrew's Cross and marks of ownership.**
Summary: Batman watches. And then he sees. And then he fantasizes.
Notes: Written for my dcu_freeforall BatFlash table, prompt T16; P62: quicksand.


( That Which Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen )

Author: darkhavens
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: Many thanks to suki_blue and amejisuto for the encouragement, the enabling and the reassurance that I'm not about to embarrass myself in a fandom they're way more familiar with than I am. :D

Title: The Way He Loves
Fandom: Pairing: Justice League: Bruce(Batman)/Wally(Flash), Superman
Rating: R
Words: 1077
Warnings/Squicks: Batman being his usual obsessive, possessive, stalkery self.
Summary: Superman is concerned about Wally's new relationship.
Notes: Written prompt T07; P23: hero worship/idol on my dcu_freeforall BatFlash table.

( The Way He Loves )

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Title: Nooner
Fandom: Pairing: Justice League: Bruce(Batman)/Wally(Flash)
Rating: NC17
Words: 954
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: Wally decides to pay a 'surprise' visit to Bruce at Wayne Enterprises.
Notes: Written prompt T01; P41: Wayne Enterprises on my dcu_freeforall BatFlash table.

( Nooner )

I know, another damn table, but at least this one isn't as big as the others, right? I made it at dcu_freeforall from their 'custom' code, because not one of their available tables grabbed me, but I did fall for individual prompts. (T = the table I stole the prompt from, and P = the original prompt number.)

I am in the first flush of love for this pairing, so the ideas are coming thick and fast. Two are already just about complete and another three need to be transcribed and transformed from scribble into legible form. (I always end up writing kinky shit on trains. I should travel more often.)

I do, of course, still love my other boys, I just can't stop adding new ones to my harem. :D

( My BatFlash Big(gish) Damn Table )

I am back from the wilds of Kittyville!

Fun times were had by all. Alcohol and delicious foods were consumed in abundance. suki_blue was lunched with and, let me tell you all, she is an sneaky enabling enabler! Thanks to her evil evil evil generous nature, I now have in my possession ~60 Justice League of America comic books, plus two starring The Flash, all canon for the ficcing. (Also, a deepening curiosity about Dick.)

And thanks to kitty_poker1's generous hubby (and live-in masterchef), I also have 50 more of The Flash in digitised form, and a whole bunch of Batman movies. (Oh, and five seasons of Two and a Half Men. So silly, but oddly addictive.)

The journey out was easy enough: smooth ride, easily made connections, with only a minor hiccup in that Google maps lie about where Fenchurch Street Station is! *writes them a stern but educational email*

Then, on the way back, I got onto a Circle Line tube train at Tower Hill, aiming for Paddington, and was mildly amused that my MP3 player random-shuffled its way to Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street just as we pulled into Baker Street station.

Sadly, the amusement was shortlived. As we pulled out of the station, it was announced that the train I was on was no longer a Circle Line train and that all people who got on it expecting to actually get to their Circle Line destinations should get off at the next station because it was being hijacked by TPTB to go to Hammersmith instead. I didn't even know they could do that! But, a connection was found and I managed to get myself all the way to Paddington (the very next station on the Circle Line) without getting lost... much.

And all that excitement has worn me out, so now I will relax and start digging through everything that's piled up in my absence: 200 emails, a flist of skip=bajillionty, and an answering machine full of aural spam. Tis a hard life, indeed.

So... what have you all been upto?

ETA: I came this > < close to buying a netbook. I was petting it and reaching for the plastic. I managed to escape uncharged but I fear tis only a matter of time...

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

I'm not only posting the sentence, I'm off to visit one of them!

kitty_poker1 and her hubby have the dubious honour of several days of my company, so I won't be here to keep an eye on things. literati will be wielding the mod-hammer in a bunch of my comms during my absence, and I'm trusting you all not to break the internets while I'm gone. Play nice. I will be checking up on you!

And now I have to go finish packing and remind myself not to forget my tickets (this time).

*smooches and hugs to all*

So, I was confessing to entrenous88 about my newest addiction - Batman/Flash (Bruce/Wally) fic (yes, cartoons, comics, I have gone animated, people, are you happy now, world?!) and she said maybe I should do that meme that was going around last month where you list your top ten pairings and let other people comment on what trends they see. So...

Vaguely in order of adoption, these are my boys:

Spike/Xander (Buffy)
John Sheppard/Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
Sam/Dean (Supernatural)
Jack/Nathan (Eureka)
Connor/Murphy (Boondock Saints)
Dexter/Miguel (Dexter)
Jack/Ianto (Torchwood)
Nikolai/Kirill (Eastern Promises)
Mulder/Krycek (X-Files)
Batman(Bruce Wayne)/The Flash(Wally West) (Justice League)

let me have it. :D

Author: darkhavens
Title: Fifty Words And Then Some
Fandom: Pairing: Eureka: Jack/Nathan
Rating: R
Words: 2628 (+50)
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: In one sentence increments I have committed wing and tail fic, genderfuckery, hurt/comfort, schmoop, angst, humour, porn, wedding fic and so much more.
Notes: 50foryou issues lists of 50 words on the understanding that you write 50 sentences, one for each word, in your chosen fandom/pairing. I couldn't resist.


( Fifty Words And Then Some )

ship_manifesto is going to be five this year, and to celebrate, the mods (of which I am one) decided to poll the masses to see just who the ultimate pairing might be. To that end, there will be polls running from now to August, and the first one is up, so...

GO VOTE NOW!

Poll closes 10 PM EST on Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Author: darkhavens
Title: Just a Sweet Transvestite
Fandom: Pairing: Eureka: Jack/Nathan
Rating: R for mental imagery and assumed kinkiness
Words: 1421
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Cross-dressing, incorrect assumption of foot-fetishism
Summary: Jack finds something disturbing in the back of his closet. Nathan shares what's in his drawers.
Notes: Written for beautybecks's comment_fic prompt of: Eureka, Nathan Stark, Sweet transvestite, from transexual, Transylvania. I want to see Ed Quinn play Frankenfurter, although I may die from the hot!.
Thanks also to outsideth3box for giving it a quick once-over.

( Just a Sweet Transvestite )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Lo-Jacked
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: G
Words: 752
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Xander gets lost. A lot. A solution, of sorts, is found.
Notes: Written for spring_with_xan, this ficlet exists as part of the established relationship Protected!verse (see post tags for previous ficlets), in which Spike and Xander decided they wanted eternity without risking Xander's soul and self by turning him into a vampire. Instead, they have bought, procured and earned various spells and markings that Xander now wears, protecting him from a variety of dangers and possibilities. Can be read as a standalone.

( Lo-Jacked )

Author: darkhavens
Title: Spander in Verse, a Collection
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: From G to R
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Iambic pentameter; Xander gets vamped a time or two in verse.
Notes: A couple of weeks ago, I got bit by a poetry bug. It wasn't a bunny - there was no plotiness involved (originally) - it was just an irresistible urge to write Spander poetry in as many forms as possible. So I did. I even went to Wikipedia and found new forms of poetry to play with. Written for spring_with_xan.

These are the results.

( Seven Japanese Poetry Forms and a Limerick )

( 'Sacrifice', a Sonnet )

( 'My Spike, in the Key of Dru', a Villanelle )

( 'A Need: Love Infinite', a Sestina )

Author: darkhavens
Fandom: Pairing: Supernatural: demon!Sam/evil!Dean
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Previous chapters: This is another peek into the Medlar!verse (see the medlarverse tag). If you don't care how they turned to the dark side, and what else they've been upto, you don't need to read the others to enjoy this one. (Medlar: a fruit that ripens by its own corruption.)
Spoilers: This 'verse goes AU after the end of S3/start of S4, but there's nothing specifically spoilery inside this post. Both can be read as standalones.

Title: Still Wanted
Rating: R
Words: 746 words
Warnings/Squicks: Incest, mention of canonical deaths, vague plotting of future evil-doings. *g*
Summary: Dean is pissed about Elvis and the FBI.
Notes: Written for demonlord_dean's comment_fic prompt: Supernatural, demon!Sam/evil!Dean, "Do you know how difficult it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it off. Elvis!" (The X-Files).

( Still Wanted )

Title: God's Fingers
Rating: PG-13 for violence on a grand scale.
Words: 240
Warnings/Squicks: Incest (implied), non-graphic mindless destructive violence, spitting in God's eye.
Summary: Dean would do anything to keep a smile on Sam's face.
Notes: Written for maerhys's comment_fic prompt: SPN, Sam/Dean, Orange Sky

( God's Fingers )

I have 5 2 1 0 Dreamwidth invites to give away.

There's a community over at DW specifically set up so that kind souls can give out codes to people who want them.

Comment here if you want one. If there are more than five takers, I'll come back to this post when I get more.

I'll post again when I have more. :D

Today (actually it's 3.16 am now, so technically this should read 'yesterday'...) has been declared lurker amnesty day! Have you read me but never commented? Do you surf by occasionally? Here for the fic? Have you friended me but never said a word? Say hello! You are under no obligation to ever comment or delurk again, but here's a chance to do so in a post just for that.

COME SAY HI. Or... just wave at your monitor. *waves back*

Author: darkhavens
Title: A Family That Plays Together...
Fandom: Pairing: Boondock Saints: Connor McManus/Murphy McManus
Rating: NC-17/Adult
Words: 3x100
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Bondage, incest, mention of a ball-gag, mention of sharing a womb, knifeplay, minor bloodletting
Notes: Written for writercon100 off slashthedrabble's prompts 182: Bound, 030: Wet and 076: Blood

( Charlie Bronson Never Had This Much Fun )

( More Elbow Room )

( That Tickles )

Thanks to a wonderful donor (who shall remain nameless so as to protect them from their flist), I have a Dreamwidth account: darkhavens.

(NB: I am not leaving LJ. Not unless they kick me out. I have comms to run and a flist to obsess over!)

As per the donor's request, I have created a bloodclaim over there, which will become operational once I've imported everything and made sure I haven't cocked it up. *g*

I have also created slashthedrabble and slashtheimage, and new prompts will be cross-posted to both LJ and DW (so I don't get confused *g*).

Way back in January, once again staring at an empty page in MSWord, I decided to do something drastic: I signed up for findyourwords, choosing 50,000 as my target wordcount for the year 2009. That's more than I've written in the last two years combined.Wordcounts (posted fic only): 2006=53k, 2007=25k, 2008=22k. EEP!

I then continued staring blankly at various empty pages until March, when I discovered comment_fic and became addicted. A couple of days ago, 6 weeks on from word one, I broke the 10k barrier and decided to get myself a widget to celebrate:



*hugs you all and twirls*

Author: darkhavens
Title: Experimentation
Fandom: Pairing: Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: R
Words: 1200
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: attempted knifeplay, mention of bondage, misuse of an Ancient sex toy artifact.
Summary: It's not easy trying to develop new kinks...
Notes: A trio of scenes written off three comment_fic prompts. (Prompts inside.)


( Experimentation )

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